The golf balls of many golfers always seem to find water.
“IF NASA REALLY WANTS TO FIND WATER ON MARS, THEY SHOULD JUST SEND ME THERE TO HIT A GOLF BALL” is a joke that was featured in a cartoon by Steve Kelley that was published on January 19, 2004.
Wikipedia: Steve Kelley
Steve Kelley of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is a syndicated editorial cartoonist, comic strip creator, comedian, and writer.
Cartoonist Group
Steve Kelley’s Editorial Cartoons
Published 2004-01-19 (Image 6887)
(A cartoon is shown. A dejected man carrying golf clubs enters his home and says this to his wife.—ed.)
IF NASA REALLY WANTS TO FIND WATER ON MARS, THEY SHOULD JUST SEND ME THERE TO HIT A GOLF BALL.
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Frank Douglas
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If NASA really wants to find water on Mars they should just send me there to hit a golf ball.
12:02 AM · Aug 9, 2012·Facebook
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@SkipPrince
If Nasa Really Wants To Find Water On Mars…
(The cartoon is shown.—ed.)
8:49 PM · Mar 26, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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phage
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If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball.
12:54 AM · Oct 29, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Col
@countcol
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball off the tee. 😂
3:14 AM · Jan 28, 2022·Twitter for Android
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