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Entry from October 22, 2019
“If pessimism were an Olympic sport, I would still not win it”

"If pessimism was/were an Olympic sport...” is the start of a joke. “If pessimism was an Olympic sport… I’d still probably only get bronze at best. #Olympics” was posted on Twitter by Xander Wardell on August 9, 2012. “I’m so pessimistic at the moment, that if pessimism were an Olympic sport, I wouldn’t fancy my chances” was posted on Twitter by pnelnik on August 20, 2012.

“If pessimism was a Olympic sport, I would still not win it” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 28, 2019, and on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 22, 2019.

“If procrastination were an Olympic sport, I’d compete in it later” is a related saying.


Twitter
Laurel T
@AngelzLT
If pessimism was an olympic sport Scots would be in gold medal contention every time.
5:37 PM · Jul 31, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
Xander Wardell
@Prestophobia
If pessimism was an Olympic sport… I’d still probably only get bronze at best. #Olympics
10:59 PM · Aug 9, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
pnelnik
@pnelnik
I’m so pessimistic at the moment, that if pessimism were an Olympic sport, I wouldn’t fancy my chances.
10:30 PM · Aug 20, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Sam Pliener
@samApliener
I’m so pessimistic that if pessimism was an olympic sport… I’d probably lose
3:52 PM · Oct 1, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
Jin Kazama
@MuslimEriksen
If pessimism was an Olympic sport I’d get a bronze.
5:30 PM · Jun 18, 2013·Twitter for Android

Twitter
iTorrey
@iTorrey
If pessimism were an Olympic sport I probably wouldn’t even make the team. #Sochi2014
4:24 PM · Feb 14, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
John Nield
@johnnield2
Replying to @GeoffLemonSport
If pessimism were an Olympic sport, I still don’t think we’d win
10:12 AM · Jul 14, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/endofdaays June 28, 2019
If pessimism was a Olympic sport
I would still not win it.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/hughdman October 22, 2019
If pessimism was a Olympic sport.....
I would still not win it.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Tuesday, October 22, 2019 • Permalink