A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 02, 2020
“If prisoners took their own mug shots, they would be called ‘cellfies’”

“Do prisoners take cellfies?” was posted on Twitter by Michael Willits on August 27, 2013. “Cellfie” (cell + selfie) is a portmanteau word.
 
“party-in-the-morgue: party-in-the-morgue: What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots? Cellfies http://tmblr.co/ZBTZhw15_KJNi” was posted on Twitter by Jacki on January 31, 2014. “What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots? Cellfies” was posted on Twitter by s a m on February 1, 2014.
 
The “cellfie” joke has been printed on several images.
   
       
Twitter
Michael Willits
@mcgee468
Do prisoners take cellfies?
7:35 AM · Aug 27, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
       
Twitter
Jacki
@ello_sweetie
party-in-the-morgue: party-in-the-morgue: What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots? Cellfies http://tmblr.co/ZBTZhw15_KJNi
2:37 AM · Jan 31, 2014·Tumblr
 
Twitter
s a m
@thesarcasam
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
Cellfies.
9:54 AM · Feb 1, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
champagne stepdad
@eazybakeroven
what if prisoners could take their own mugshots? they could be called cellfies. I know, it’s not that funny.
10:43 AM · Feb 4, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Brick Tamland
@Ch4BrickTamland
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots? 
Cellfies
1:30 AM · Feb 22, 2014·Buffer
   
Twitter
milk
@miilkkk
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots? 
Cellfies
9:01 AM · Jun 16, 2014·Twitter Web Client
       
Twitter
Yik Yak
@YikYakApp
“What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots?...Call them cellfies.” — UT
8:46 PM · Mar 27, 2015·Buffer
   
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/P2EE May 8, 2015
If prisoners took there own mugshots they’d be called Cellfies.
COMMENTS
Bonig
Particularly if they took them with their cell phones. 
 
Twitter
Miss Leah
@LeahsLounge
Cellfies: Prisoners snap their own mugshots.
10:53 PM · Jan 9, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Chrispin_Crunch August 4, 2017
If prisoners could take their own mugshots…
They’d be called CELLFIES
I’ll see myself out.
 
Twitter
Denton County DA
@DentonCountyDA
Goodnight twitter world:
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…
Would they be called cellfies?
#DadJokes
11:08 PM · Nov 18, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/cyclopropagative June 2, 2020
If prisoners took their own mugshots,
They would be called ‘cellfies’.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health • Tuesday, June 02, 2020 • Permalink


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