Is it possible to wash dishes and still have a dry shirt? Many people don’t think so.
“If the front of your shirt isn’t wet, did you ever really wash the dishes?” was posted on Twitter by lattefresco on November 17, 2015. “If you washed the dishes & the bottom half of your shirt isn’t wet.. Are the dishes REALLY clean tho?” was posted on Twitter by Sam on November 23, 2016. “If the bottom of your shirt isn’t wet after washing dishes, those dishes aren’t clean” was posted on Twitter by O on December 15, 2016.
“If your shirt isn’t wet the dishes weren’t really done” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on April 1, 2019.
Twitter
lattefresco
@4cereal
If the front of your shirt isn’t wet, did you ever really wash the dishes?
11:29 PM - 17 Nov 2015
Twitter
Sam
@Sam_I_Am_27
If you washed the dishes & the bottom half of your shirt isn’t wet.. Are the dishes REALLY clean tho? 😂🙄
9:12 PM - 23 Nov 2016
Twitter
O
@lanreakande01
If the bottom of your shirt isn’t wet after washing dishes, those dishes aren’t clean
9:46 PM - 15 Dec 2016
Twitter
Ben Possehl
@BenPossehl
If the front of your shirt isn’t wet after doing dishes, did you even do the dishes?
10:22 PM - 25 Dec 2016
Twitter
kim
@kimcuadraa
Did you really wash the dishes if your shirt isn’t wet?
3:58 PM - 24 Feb 2017 from Irvine, CA
Twitter
Samoan Royalty
@richneezy
You didn’t wash the dishes if the bottom part of your shirt isn’t wet.
4:39 PM - 14 Apr 2017
Twitter
🥳
@JenissaaMariaa
If your shirt isn’t wet after washing the dishes, are they even clean?
1:06 PM - 23 Apr 2017
Twitter
No I’m Not Haydén
@Sir_Curly99
If the bottom of your shirt isn’t wet, you didn’t clean the dishes good enough
2:07 AM - 19 Jun 2017
Twitter
lys
@alyssanr_
If your shirt isn’t all wet after washing the dishes, did you really wash the dishes?
4:53 PM - 31 Mar 2018
Quora
Can you wash dishes without getting your shirt wet?”
Sheldaine Collins, Computerized Notetaker / Transcriptionist / Editor at Colleges and Universities (2003-present)
Answered Oct 13, 2018
Me, personally?
Sadly, no.
And if you’re that person, consider a waterproof apron.
Twitter
Jesse Schooler
@JesterMcPickles
If the front of your shirt isn’t all wet at the end, then did you really even do the dishes?
7:36 PM - 3 Dec 2018
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Labyrinthine02 April 1, 2019
If your shirt isn’t wet the dishes weren’t really done.
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