“If the internet had a boat, where would they park it?”/“Google Docs.”

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Entry from September 18, 2022

“If the internet had a boat, where would they park it?”/“Google Docs.”

Google Docs (“docs” is short for “documents”) has nothing to do with “docks,” but there are jokes.

“If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it? In Google Docs” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on January 22, 2020. “If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it? Google docs” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on September 17, 2022.

“What do you call physicians who work at Google?”/“Google Docs” is a related joke.

Wikipedia: Google Docs
Google Docs is a word processor included as part of the free, web-based Google Docs Editors suite offered by Google which also includes Google Sheets, Google Slides, Google Drawings, Google Forms, Google Sites, Google Calendar and Google Keep. Google Docs is accessible via an internet browser as a web-based application and is also available as a mobile app on Android and iOS and as a desktop application on Google’s Chrome OS.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/MrFabulousXD January 22, 2022
If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?
In Google Docs.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?
In Google Docs.
9:15 AM · Jan 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/SomolianButtPirate January 25, 2020
If the internet had a boat, where would they park it?
In google docs

Twitter
Cyril.
@chikadigs
Google is a boat…
Google docs.
Quote Tweet
MR_CARTER
@afere_
·
Jul 9, 2020
Google taking too long to reply texts… Google forms twitter.com/ToyosiGodwin/s…
7:05 PM · Jul 9, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Vit Jen
@jiggymaami
Google owns a boat
Google docs
Quote Tweet
Tolu.
@KaineSays
·
Jul 10, 2020
Google goes out with friends
Google Hangout. twitter.com/jiggymaami/sta…
6:02 AM · Jul 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber February 14, 2022
If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it? In Google Docs.

Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber September 12, 2022
If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it? In Google Docs.

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/Markus_Of_whiteRun September 17, 2022
If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?
Google docs.
COMMENTS
BColen1c
Then run over to the playground to go down the Google Slides

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