A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 09, 2018
“If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off”

"If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Just remember...if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off” was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.mac-wisler on November 29, 1999.

“If the world didn’t suck you’d fly into space” was posted on the newsgroup dk.videnskabon September 21, 2008. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space” was posted on Twitter on February 15, 2010.


Google Groups: alt.fan.mac-wisler
Fact of the Day! (fwd)
Mac
11/29/99
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Hilary Wisler
To:
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 1999 09:08:28 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Fact of the Day!
(...)
PONDERABLES

Just remember...if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off. 

Google Groups: rec.humor
Ponderables
A Lieberman
12/22/99
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

5 August 2000, Packet and Times (Orillia, ON), “A mid-summer helping of Glee Mail” by Pete McGarvey, pg. 6:
My Burlington friend, Robert Arbour has been collecting bumper stickers later. These gems as among them:

1. If the chips are down, the buffalo’s empty.
2. Just remember - if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

17 September 2000, Morning Olympian (Olympia, WA), “Out There,” pg. D1, col. 1:
If he world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

Google Books
Food for Thought from the Internet, Book 4
By Gloria F. Rodriguez
Quezon City, Philippines: Giraffe Books
2007
Pg. 58:
Just remember...if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

Twitter
Peter van der Ploeg
@pvdp
if the world didn’t suck we’d all fall off.
4:40 AM - 16 Feb 2008

Twitter
Roland K. Smith
@rolandksmith
Words of Wisdom: Just remember ... if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off!
3:30 PM - 25 Apr 2008

Google Groups: dk.videnskab
Temperatur i verdensrummet ?
kaz
9/21/08
(...)
If the world didn’t suck you’d fly into space.

Twitter
RetweTr
@treebeard31
If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.: http://wp.me/pB2p-2wx
12:11 PM - 15 Feb 2010

Google Books
Humour for All Ages, Occasions and Celebrations
By Mel Bergstresser
Xlibris LLC (Xlibris.com)
2013
Pg. 111:
Just remember… if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

coburgbanks
50 Funny Motivational Quotes to Put a Smile on Your Face
By James Ball | May 25, 2016 | Friday Funnies
(...)
48. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.” Unknown

Twitter
Ganza
@Bhonzo
If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.
10:33 AM - 7 Jun 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Saturday, June 09, 2018 • Permalink