A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 13, 2022
“If they told you to bring ice, you can’t cook”

“If they tell/told you to bring ice, you can’t cook” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If they tell you to just bring cups, plates and ice for Thanksgiving, your cooking sucks” is another saying that has been printed on many images. Cups, plates and ice do not involve cooking.
 
“if they tell you to bring the plastic forks ...#thatshouldtellyousomething .. u cant cook” was posted on Twitter by Tristian Brown on November 25, 2010.
 
“If they tell you to bring ice, u can’t cook” was posted on Twitter by Peter Carma on March 13, 2016. “If They Tell You To Bring ICE To The COOKOUT You Can’t COOK” was posted on Twitter by “I Tweet With CAPS But I Aint YELLING” on May 30, 2016. “If they tell you to bring ice, you can’t cook” was posted on Twitter by Griffin LaFleur on July 15, 2016. “IF THEY TELL YOU TO BRING ICE, YOU CAN’T COOK” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by 1067 KJUG Country on November 21, 2018.
 
“If they told you to bring ice tomorrow,they know you can’t cook” was posted on Twitter by IG:ohslimcooking on November 21, 2018. “If they told you to bring ICE, you can’t cook” was posted on Twitter by Ray M. on November 22, 2018. “If they told you to bring the ice you can’t cook” was posted on Twitter by 🖤🦄 on November 26, 2020. “Funny Aprons for Men - If They Told You To Bring Ice, You Can’t Cook!” was posted on Twitter by Usa Offers Time on August 7, 2022.
 
“IF THEY TELL YOU TO BRING CUPS, PLATES, ICE OR ANYTHING YOU DONT COOK TO THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS THAT MEANS YOU CANT COOK” was posted on Twitter by @JaWhoDat on November 19, 2018. “You know they love your cooking when you’re asked to bring cups and napkins every time” was posted on Twitter by TNTickler on January 26, 2019. “IF THEY TELL YOU TO JUST BRING CUPS, PLATES AND ICE FOR THANKSGIVING, YOUR COOKING SUCKS” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Kimo’s Island Style Spice on November 26, 2019.
     
   
Twitter       
Tristian Brown
@breeze919
if they tell you to bring the plastic forks ...#thatshouldtellyousomething .. u cant cook
1:50 PM · Nov 25, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Peter Carma
@Petecarma
If they tell you to bring ice, u can’t cook..
https://youtu.be/h2xPtDyai5s. . No gigs for free.
@RadioKC @NessiHolt
4:38 PM · Mar 13, 2016·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
I Tweet With CAPS But I Aint YELLING 🤷🏾‍♂️
@BM4RM914
If They Tell You To Bring ICE To The COOKOUT You Can’t COOK
9:36 PM · May 30, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Griffin LaFleur
@ghlafleur
If they tell you to bring ice, you can’t cook.
4:46 PM · Jul 15, 2016·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Bernard Perry II 😜🦁💯
@Bernard_Perry2
You know you can’t cook when they tell you to bring the ice and Brown n’ Serve rolls…😂😂😂
12:19 PM · Sep 5, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
T H E S P R I N G S
@TheSpringsBand
If they tell you to bring ice to the family get togethers….you can’t cook.
11:12 AM · Oct 1, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Martin M. Mwangi™
@martomwangi
If they tell you to bring ice, you can’t cook.
1:18 PM · Oct 24, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
A Low Vibrational Plate
@KingLouie8th
“If they tell you to bring ice, you can’t cook.” 😂
2:39 PM · Nov 28, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Jamil Brown
@iam_jbrown
If they told you to bring they ice or paper plates, they don’t think you can cook. #4thofJuly
7:16 PM · Jul 4, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Sweet Gurl
@AshWahinee
“if they tell you to bring ice, you can’t cook.”
8:49 PM · Nov 18, 2018·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
⚜️13-3| 🐯14-0| BDay 1•11
@JaWhoDat
IF THEY TELL YOU TO BRING CUPS, PLATES, ICE OR ANYTHING YOU DONT COOK TO THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS THAT MEANS YOU CANT COOK
9:13 AM · Nov 19, 2018 from Greensboro, NC·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Kountry
@Kountry44144630
You know you can’t cook… if they told u to bring ICE ❄️❄️ to the potluck. LMAO Can u @ least boil water tho?!? Lol
5:31 PM · Nov 20, 2018·Twitter for Android
     
Facebook
1067 KJUG Country
November 21, 2018 at 4:00 PM ·
If your family told you to bring ice, soda or bread, you can’t cook! 😮😂🤣😄😄
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF THEY TELL YOU TO BRING ICE
YOU CAN’T COOK
 
Twitter
IG:ohslimcooking
@Ohdatzslim1804
If they told you to bring ice tomorrow,they know you can’t cook 😂
6:22 PM · Nov 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Ray M. 🌐IFBB PRO🌐
@GeeRayAllDay_1
If they told you to bring ICE, you can’t cook.🤫🤣
9:51 AM · Nov 22, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
Facebook
Darius Harris
November 22, 2018 at 12:56 PM ·
On God… I’ll let a mf know they can’t cook I won’t even tell to bring bags of ice, I’ll tell them to bring a cup of ice 😂😂
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF THEY TELL YOU TO BRING ICE
YOU CAN’T COOK
 
Twitter
April Monterrosa
@AprilMaeMedia
If they tell you to bring ice, you can’t cook. #SuperbowlSunday
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
1:10 PM · Feb 3, 2019 from San Antonio, TX·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
TNTickler
@TNTickler
Replying to @theresamlewis and @QuancyClayborne
You know they love your cooking when you’re asked to bring cups and napkins every time.
5:38 AM · Jan 26, 2019·Twitter for Android
       
Twitter
Dennis the trainer
@GrazianoDennis
If they tell you to just bring drinks and ice for Thanksgiving, then your cooking sucks.
9:40 PM · Nov 21, 2019 from Brooklyn, NY·Twitter for Android
 
Facebook
Kimo’s Island Style Spice
November 26, 2019 at 11:21 AM ·
Reposted from @jb_bbq ‘s page. A fitting classic for the holiday season!! You know who you are on either end of this statement. But you’re still loved either way!! Lol!!!
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF THEY TELL YOU TO JUST BRING CUPS,
PLATES AND ICE FOR THANKSGIVING,
YOUR COOKING SUCKS
     
Twitter
Will O’Donoghue
@Will_ODonoghue
If they tell you to bring ice to Thanksgiving Dinner, you can’t cook. #Thanksgiving2019
#Thanksgiving
9:06 PM · Nov 28, 2019 from Charlotte, NC·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter 
Raiden
@raiden96
Just a little #FYI: If they tell you to just bring #cups, #plates & #ice for #Thanksgiving .... your #cooking sucks.
🦃🦃 #Thanksgiving2020 🦃🦃
9:43 AM · Nov 10, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
IF THEY TELL YOU TO BRING CUPS, PLATES & ICE FOR THANKSGIVING…☝️ 🥤 🍽️ ❄️ 
YOUR COOKING
SUCKS!!! 😲 🤮 🤷‍♂️ 😆
3:15 AM · Nov 24, 2020·Twitter Web App
     
Twitter
GQ Double Roe
@_KingRoe
If they tell you to just bring the paper plates today. You can’t cook 🤷🏽‍♂️
1:39 PM · Nov 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
🖤🦄
@AmbitiousBRAT
If they told you to bring the ice you can’t cook.
6:57 PM · Nov 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Aegon Corleone
@Corleonesway
Yoo they said if they told you to bring ice or drinks, u can’t cook 😩
1:57 PM · Nov 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
CrackDaddy Bitch
@PYREXCRACK
If they told you to bring ice on Thanksgiving 🗣 YOU CAN’T COOK 👨‍🍳😂😂😂
11:23 AM · Nov 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
America’s Best Pics & Videos
perfect_commonsense_2020
16 mar 2021
IF THEY TELL YOU TO JUST BRING CUPS, PLATES AND ICE FOR.THANKSGIVING~ VALIB CNNKINGG SHPIES
     
Twitter
James Smith Jr
@iamjamesnumber1
If people are having a potluck and they ask you to bring plates/ice/cups etc…..your cooking is nasty.
8:36 PM · May 6, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
† Deron Mahoney
@SwishMahoney34
If they tell you to bring ice to the cookout you cant cook
3:43 PM · May 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Raiden
@raiden96
Just a little #FYI: If they tell you to just bring #cups, #plates & #ice for #Thanksgiving .... your #cooking sucks.
🦃🦃 #Thanksgiving2021 🦃🦃
7:00 AM · Nov 15, 2021·Twitter Web App
 
America’s Best Pics & Videos
HowardLittle
19 nov 2021
I I IF THEY TELL YOU TO JUST BRING CUPS, PLATES AND ICE FOR.THANKSGIVINGs YOUR COOKING SUCKS
   
Twitter
Ninetysbaby_EVO
@Ninetysbaby_EVO
Someone Said “If They Tell You To Bring Ice & Drinks To Thanksgiving Dinner….. YOU CAN’T COOK!!!! 😂😂😂😂
7:07 AM · Nov 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Eve & Layla
@UltimatePwrCpl
If they tell you to bring Ice or Rolls….You can’t Cook!
11:55 PM · Nov 24, 2021·Twitter Web App
     
Twitter
Leilani Mareé Wells
@leilanimwells
Happy Memorial Day Everyone…
If they tell you to bring the plates and napkins today, you can’t cook. 🤲🏽
#memorialday #memorialdayweekend #cookout #bbq #memorialdaybbq
10:55 AM · May 30, 2022·Hypefury
 
Twitter
⚜️E@$TsID3_TRICE⚜️🎰⚾🌴
@7012e_Tee7
If they tell you to bring ICE & DRINKS, they just told you nicely, you can’t COOK 👩🏾‍🍳😭😂
10:25 AM · Jun 3, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Usa Offers Time
@usa_offers_time
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6:37 PM · Aug 7, 2022·AmzDealsUSA
 
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More Crazy Stuff
November 13, 2022 at 8:00 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF THEY TELL YOU TO JUST BRING CUPS,
PLATES AND ICE FOR THANKSGIVING,
YOUR COOKING SUCKS

Posted by Barry Popik
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