A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from October 10, 2021
“If they’re not serving beer at my funeral, I’m not going”

"If they don’t have alcohol/beer/liquor at my funeral, I’m not going” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“If there isn’t beer at my funeral I’m not going” was posted on Twitter by Matthew Stevens on July 15, 2018. “If they’re not serving beer at my funeral I’m not showing up” was posted on Twitter by “not a robot” on November 3, 2018. “If there isn’t beer at my funeral I’m not going” was posted on Twitter by Dylie on April 17, 2019. “If they’re not serving beer at my funeral, I’m not going” was posted on Twitter by Foam Esky on October 7, 2021. “If they are not serving been at my funeral, I am not going” (shown on an image) was posted on Reddit—Puns on October 11, 2021.

“If it ain’t no liquor at my funeral i ain’t come So dont invite me” was posted on Twitter by I GOT DA JUICE on April 17, 2019. “If there ain’t liquor at my funeral I’m not coming” was posted on Twitter by Neeeeesh on April 23, 2019. “If they don’t have liquor at my funeral im not going” was posted on Twitter by Marie on July 28, 2019. “If they don’t have liquor at my funeral I’m not going” was posted on Twitter by L E X on August 2, 2019.

“If there’s no alcohol at my funeral, I’m not coming” was posted on Twitter by NoRmA MaRadebe on August 5, 2019. “If they don’t have alcohol at@my funeral I’m not going!” was posted on Twitter by Jerry Kyle on August 18, 2019. “If there’s not alcohol at my funeral I’m not going” was posted on Twitter by Kelsey Paslay on August 19, 2019. “if they don’t have alcohol at my funeral I’m not going” was posted on Twitter by J Stock on August 22, 2019.

“If they don’t have party favors and alcohol at my funeral I’m not going” was posted on Twitter by Shirtless guy on August 30, 2020. “If you don’t have party favors and alcohol at my funeral I’m not going shirt Buy Now: https://teechip.com/if-you-don-t-have-party-favors-and-alcohol-shirt” was posted on Twitter by Phuong My T-Shirt Collection on November 5, 2020.


Twitter
Matthew Stevens
@matthewstevenss
If there isn’t beer at my funeral I’m not going
4:20 PM · Jul 15, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
not a robot
@TylerSeverns
If they’re not serving beer at my funeral I’m not showing up
11:31 PM · Nov 3, 2018 from Tallmadge, OH·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Dylie
@dylanharris23
If there isn’t beer at my funeral I’m not going
8:34 AM · Apr 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
I GOT DA JUICE
@DaReal_JuicyDay
If it ain’t no liquor at my funeral i ain’t come So dont invite me
6:52 PM · Apr 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Neeeeesh
@Nesha_Laing27
If there ain’t liquor at my funeral I’m not coming.
2:31 PM · Apr 23, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Marie
@babyblues70543
If they don’t have liquor at my funeral im not going
2:40 PM · Jul 28, 2019·Facebook

Twitter
L E X
@TalkedAboutLex
“If they don’t have liquor at my funeral I’m not going”
2:35 PM · Aug 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
𝔹𝕆ℕ̃𝕂
@Ave900Bonk
If they don’t have liquor at my funeral I’m not going Man shrugging
3:23 PM · Aug 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
lil henny
@irapbitxh
If they dont have any liquor at my funeral im not going
7:27 PM · Aug 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
ayeee shawdyy
@lifeiswildbro
If there ain’t no liquor at my funeral then I’m not going
9:33 PM · Aug 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Mr G
@gabby1990
If they don’t have liquor at my funeral, I ain’t going
1:23 PM · Aug 3, 2019 from New Mexico, USA·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
NoRmA MaRadebe
@tee_phly
If there’s no alcohol at my funeral, I’m not coming
9:17 AM · Aug 5, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
b
@grimm_brooke
If there’s not beer at my funeral I’m not going lol
2:00 AM · Aug 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Mike Lewis
@Cold40Ounce
If they don’t have beer at my funeral then I’m not going!!! #coldbeer #budweiser
11:23 PM · Aug 17, 2019 from Chickasaw, AL·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Jerry Kyle
@JerryFender
@PaulaNelsonBand If they don’t have alcohol at@my funeral I’m not going!
6:52 PM · Aug 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Kelsey Paslay
@kpaSLAY28
If there’s not alcohol at my funeral I’m not going.
8:43 PM · Aug 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Johnny
@Goner_3
If there isnt alcohol at my funeral I’m not going.
8:34 PM · Aug 20, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Cody Strickland
@TheDirtyBob15
If they aren’t serving alcohol at my funeral...I’m not going
9:51 PM · Aug 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
J Stock
@jeffery_stock
if they don’t have alcohol at my funeral I’m not going
4:19 PM · Aug 22, 2019 from Norco, CA·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
DeepThought
@GoBurgo
If they don’t have alcohol at my funeral, I’m not going....
4:53 PM · Aug 24, 2019·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Tom Loves Dona
@ThomasG42277659
If there is no beer at my funeral. I’m not going!!!!
3:46 PM · Sep 10, 2019·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
BUB
@Old_Hillbilly
If they don’t have beer at my funeral I’m not goin
10:29 AM · Dec 16, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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Ernest GQ
@iamernestgray
If they don’t serve alcohol at my funeral… I ain’t going #nope
1:10 AM · Aug 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Shirtless guy
@pat_rick_u
If they don’t have party favors and alcohol at my funeral I’m not going.
9:52 AM · Aug 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Phuong My T-Shirt Collection
@phuongtshirt
If you don’t have party favors and alcohol at my funeral I’m not going shirt Buy Now: https://teechip.com/if-you-don-t-have-party-favors-and-alcohol-shirt
5:02 AM · Nov 5, 2020·IFTTT

Twitter
MARVELOUS
@D_vox_29
If they don’t have alcohol at my funeral, I’m not going
10:01 AM · Jun 15, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Mac
@millermac94
If they don’t have beer at my funeral,
I’m not going.
5:32 PM · Aug 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Ceirra Harris
August 15, 2021 at 6:22 PM ·
🤷🏽‍♀️🤣
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If they don’t have
liquor at my
funeral I’m not
going

Facebook
RayMfkincine Love
September 13, 2021 at 1:39 PM ·
If they don’t have liquor at my funeral I’m not going 🥺🥺🥺

Twitter
Dzintra Sullivan - Author
@DzintraSullivan
If they don’t have alcohol at my funeral, I’m not going.
There, I said it.
#ZeesPutHerFootDown.
4:32 AM · Sep 22, 2021·Twitter for Android

Facebook
AL-Tariq Roach
September 22, 2021 at 10:56 PM ·
If they don’t have beer at my funeral. I’m not going.

Twitter
Foam Esky
@1ineightbillion
If they’re not serving beer at my funeral, I’m not going.
9:55 PM · Oct 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
King Bay’Dj
October 8, 2021 at 6:36 AM ·
If thy don’t bring beer 🍺🍺🍻at my funeral
I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE 😕😕😕

Facebook
Peter Melbourne
October 9, 2021 at 1:09 AM ·
If they are not serving beer at my
funeral, I am not going.

Twitter
Jigsaw➐
@Jigsawbitch7
If they’re not serving beer at my funeral, I ain’t goin.
9:35 AM · Oct 11, 2021·Twitter for Android

Facebook
Darius Tjale
October 11, 2021 at 1:07 PM ·
If they are not serving beer at my funeral, I’m not going 🤞🥺

Reddit—Puns
Posted by u/VERBERD October 11, 2021
Bottoms up…
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If they are not serving been at my
funeral, I am not going.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, October 10, 2021 • Permalink