“If two vegans have a fight, is it still considered a beef?” is a popular joke. “Quornfrontation” (quorn + confrontation) is often added to the end of the joke.
 
“If two vegans have an argument is it beef? No. Its a quornfrontation” was posted on Twitter by Liam Armitage on August 13, 2020. “If two vegans have an argument is it beef? No… Its a quornfrontation” was posted on Twitter by sarah✌🏼 on August 14, 2020.
   
“If two vegans have an argument is it still called a ‘beef’?  Or is it a quornfrontation?” was posted on Twitter by Jokes UK 🔞 on September 27, 2020. “If two Vegans have an argument is it still called a beef….. or is it a quornfrontation?” was posted on Twitter by Erin Maria on September 28, 2020, and this tweet went viral (over 33,000 likes).
 
     
Wikipedia: Quorn
Quorn is a meat substitute product originating in the UK and sold primarily in Europe, but available in 14 countries. Quorn is sold as both a cooking ingredient and as a meat substitute used in a range of prepackaged meals.
   
Twitter
Liam Armitage
@Hiendley_Hero
If two vegans have an argument is it beef? No
Its a quornfrontation
4:07 PM · Aug 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
sarah✌🏼
@sarahlouise1123
If two vegans have an argument is it beef?
No…
Its a quornfrontation
I eat quorn..before anyone gets in a flap…
4:48 AM · Aug 14, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Tom O’Hara
@justTOhara
If two vegetarians have an argument is it beef? No
Its a quornfrontation
5:11 AM · Aug 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
ScottishPatter
@1ScottishPatter
If two vegans have an argument is it beef? No
Its a quornfrontation
6:32 AM · Aug 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
oh my goth
@emma_middy
If 2 vegans have an argument, it is not called having beef, it is a quornfrontation.
6:54 AM · Aug 14, 2020 from Hull, England·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
If two vegans have an argument is it still called a ‘beef’?
Or is it a quornfrontation?
11:43 AM · Sep 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Erin Maria
@ErinMSCFC1983
If two Vegans have an argument is it still called a beef….. or is it a quornfrontation?
8:48 AM · Sep 28, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
Reddit—Polls
Posted by u/zSph1nX September 30, 2020
If two vegans have an argument is it still called beef? Or is it a quornfrontation?
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Jam0412 August 18, 2021
When vegans argue is it beef?
No, it’s quornfrontation
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/omxs October 19, 2021
If two vegans fight
Do they have a beef or quornfrontation?
COMMENTS
SweatyYogaBalls
Tempeh’s will flare
Jelly_Bin
It’s Beyond Beef