“Bruise” shouldn’t be confused with “brews,” but there are jokes. “If you bump your head on a coffee maker does it leave a… Brews?” was posted on Twitter by Doc on November 12, 2019. “If you bump your head on a coffee maker, does it leave a Brews?” was posted on Twitter by Broken Puppet on January 29, 2020.
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Brian Wolven
@brianwolven
Replying to @_Astro_Nerd_ and @SarahMackAttack
Don’t coffee yourself *too* hard, it might leave a brews.
8:14 AM · Dec 17, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Doc
@DocAtCDI
If you bump your head on a coffee maker does it leave a…
... Brews?
11:52 AM · Nov 12, 2019·Facebook
Twitter
Tom Pickering
@maspick
If you bump your head on a coffee maker, would it leave a brews? d;¬{D
#TomsDailyQuips
8:33 AM · Nov 25, 2019·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Broken Puppet
@java_assassin
If you bump your head on a coffee maker, does it leave a Brews?
10:45 AM · Jan 29, 2020·Twitter for Android
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