“If you can read this, I’m not going fast enough” is a popular bumper sticker. The saying was included in “Stick It Up Your Bumper: Witty little ditties say a lot about car owners” by Damien Fletcher, in The People (London, UK) on May 30, 2004.
   
       
30 May 2004, The People (London, UK), “Stick It Up Your Bumper: Witty little ditties say a lot about car owners” by Damien Fletcher, pg. 8:
If you can read this, I’m not going fast enough.
 
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Joe Fresco
@GoGVOnow
If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
5:30 PM - 10 Mar 2010
 
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Joe Fresco
@GoGVOnow
If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
3:27 PM - 12 May 2010
     
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Remco Kramer
@RemcoKramer
Replying to @IngridvanT
@IngridvanT Wat d8 je van: - If you can read this I’m not going fast enough - of - If you can read this, you’re too close! -
10:59 AM - 1 Feb 2011
 
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Providencia Biadling
@ProvidenciaBiad
If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
12:46 PM - 12 Mar 2011
 
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Robert W. Leu 🍦
@insert_funny
If you can read this, I’m not fast enough. #WillsIndySlogan
9:29 PM - 17 May 2011
     
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Crispo Arroyo
@gainfulallegory
If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
10:45 PM - 8 Jan 2012
 
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Canadian Alien
@Area51eh
Bumper sticker: “If you can read this you’re following too close”
What it should of said: “If you can read this I’m not going fast enough”
6:48 PM - 30 Aug 2012
 
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Peggy Earlywine
@Alyshaiwey
If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
11:12 PM - 3 May 2013    
 
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Анастасия Гончарова
@AnastasyaG
http://tinyurl.com/nggmdtl If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
4:45 PM - 25 Feb 2014
 
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Елена
@lenok499
http://tinyurl.com/ovnq8ft If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
11:07 PM - 12 Mar 2014
 
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The Baker
@elephunk_05
#UnlikelyBumperStickers if you can read this I’m not going fast enough…..or you’re a cop
1:56 PM - 12 Nov 2014
 
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GatoGirl
@aimee_goulet
Or, “If you can read this, I’m not going FAST ENOUGH!”
10:45 PM - 22 Nov 2014
 
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Georgina Arvoy
@GeorginaArvoy
If you can read this I’m not going fast enough. #Timoshenko_R.
5:11 AM - 19 Mar 2015
 
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JAMEEL AHMED
@realworld786
If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the
11:17 PM - 6 Jan 2016
 
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Gary Unsworth
@garyunsworth
If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
12:04 PM - 8 May 2016
 
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Никита Семик
@c0ooper_91
If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
5:01 PM - 9 Nov 2016