"If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He’s standing right behind you” is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the dog wants food, too.
“If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He’s standing right behind you” was posted on Twitter by Dennis Staples on May 19, 2020. “If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He’s standing right behind you” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 3, 2020. Authorship is uncertain.
Twitter
Dennis Staples
@gosporttomarlow
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He’s standing right behind you.
8:15 AM · May 19, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Coolmuster
@coolmuster
#jokes #funny
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He’s standing right behind you.
Good morning, everyone. Keep safe and have a nice day.
12:09 PM · May 29, 2020·SEMrush Social Media Tool
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/freewillson June 3, 2020
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door.
He’s standing right behind you.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Jimbos013 July 19, 2020
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door.
He’s standing right behind you.
Twitter
Jeb
@jebba67
Can’t find your dog?
Open the fridge. He or she is standing right behind you.
You’re welcome
6:50 AM · Aug 6, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Funnyshortstorieslol
Posted by u/PetrutK June 7, 2021
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door.
He’s standing right behind you.
Twitter
RC deWinter
@RCdeWinter
If you can’t find your dog open the fridge door.
He’ll be standing right behind you.
12:28 AM · Jul 26, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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