“If you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk” is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The character of Lorelai Leigh “Rory” Gilmore (played by Alexis Bledel) said on the American comedy-drama television series Gilmore Girls, on the episode “Partings” that first aired on May 9, 2006:
 
“Come on. Someone get this chap a pint. See if you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk.”
     
         
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Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)
Partings
TV-PG | 1h | Comedy, Drama | Episode aired 9 May 2006
Season 6 | Episode 22
The town troubadour departs Stars Hallow for his Neil Young gig (creating a stampede of would-be troubadours to town). Logan graduates and leaves for London. And the Lorelai-Luke love affair may be ciao, adiós, game over.
Director: Amy Sherman-Palladino
Writers: Amy Sherman-Palladino (created by), Amy Sherman-Palladino | 1 more credit »
 
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Gilmore Girls
6.22 - Partings - (131)
This was transcribed by Craig Best (aka Lancer1993)
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RORY: Shush, now. None of that talk. Because tomorrow, brilliant things will happen, a new life, a new adventure. You like adventure, don’t you, mate? Well, London is certainly the place for that, and we, frankly, would not be the fine chaps we claim to be if we did not send you off in a proper way, [Raises her voice] with the bash of a lifetime! [cheering from the party goers] Come on. Someone get this chap a pint. See if you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk.
 
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Devon Smiley
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“if you can’t be happy at least you can be drunk”
12:04 AM - 21 May 2009
     
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danu
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if you can´t be happy, at least you can be drunk!! eso es optimismo poh cabros
6:19 PM - 14 Jul 2009
   
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@coelhinhos if you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk! 😉
4:33 PM - 10 Oct 2009
   
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says **If you can’t be happy at least you can be drunk** (banana_rock)(drinking) http://plurk.com/p/2862jv
11:37 PM - 10 Oct 2009
 
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if you can’t be happy at least you can be drunk
10:25 AM - 13 Aug 2012
 
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Bill Murray
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If you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk.
3:24 PM - 6 Nov 2014
     
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If you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk. — Unknown
 
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If you can’t be happy at least you can be drunk 😌
7:32 PM - 24 Aug 2018