"If you can’t say anything nice, you obviously haven’t had your coffee yet” (or “If you can’t say anything nice, you haven’t had enough coffee") is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images.

“If you can’t say anything nice...you haven’t had your coffee yet” was posted on Twitter by Red on March 28, 2013. “If you can’t say anything nice, you obviously haven’t had your coffee yet” was posted on Twitter by This Is Em on April 17, 2013. The saying probably originated on an image.

“If you can’t say anything nice, you haven’t had enough coffee” was posted on Twitter by Esra’a on June 6, 2017. “‘If you can’t say anything nice, you haven’t had enough coffee.’ Courtesy of @deathwishcoffee” was posted on Twitter by Michelle Ponce Mazuro on June 18, 2017. This version was probably coined by Death Wish Coffee.


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Red
@ThefoodFriends
If you can’t say anything nice...you haven’t had your coffee yet.
11:14 AM · Mar 28, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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This Is Em
@ThisEmB
If you can’t say anything nice, you obviously haven’t had your coffee yet
8:23 AM · Apr 17, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Blanca Margarita
@Bacevedotachna
If you can`t say anything nice you obviously haven`t had your coffee yet. #coffeeology
12:37 PM · Apr 19, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Party Starters & Co.
@partytogether
If you can’t say anything #nice, you obviously haven’t had your #coffee yet!! #Mornings #Wednesday #WorkWeek
7:36 AM · Apr 24, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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miguel oliveira
@mikeliveira
If you can’t say anything nice you haven’t had your coffee yet! http://pinterest.com/pin/120893571220978349/
3:06 AM · Nov 24, 2013·Pinterest

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Esra’a
@iesraq
If you can’t say anything nice, you haven’t had enough coffee.
إذا كنت لا تستطيع أن تقول أي شيء لطيف، لم يكن لديك ما يكفي من القهوة.
4:13 PM · Jun 6, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Michelle Ponce Mazuro
@MichelleMazuros
“If you can’t say anything nice, you haven’t had enough coffee.” Courtesy of @deathwishcoffee
https://instagram.com/p/BVePVwFFZyM/
3:26 AM · Jun 18, 2017 from St Petersburg, FL·Instagram

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Trent Steel
@bacoon12
If you can’t say anything nice you haven’t had enough COFFEE ☕
9:44 AM · Jun 24, 2017·Twitter for Android

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Sean Burke (Burkee)
@Burkeeboy
If you can’t say anything nice, you haven’t had enough coffee.  #FridayMotivation #TGIF #coffeelovers
11:03 AM · Jan 12, 2018 from St. Albert, Alberta·Twitter for iPhone

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Karen Gallagher-Burt (She/Her) On Treaty 7 Land
@canadiankgb
If you can’t say anything nice, you haven’t had enough coffee.
11:01 AM · Jul 25, 2018·Hootsuite Inc.

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Tatyana Zhemanova
@TatyanaZhmnva
“If you can’t say anything nice you obviously haven’t had your coffee yet.”
#MorningCoffee
8:34 PM · Feb 15, 2021·Twitter Web App

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Player One Coffee
@PlayerOneCoffee
If you can’t say anything nice, you haven’t had enough coffee!
Start the day with some PlayerOneCoffee coffee that you can find at http://playeronecoffee.com
1:35 PM · Apr 3, 2021·Twitter Web App