“If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Premature ejackolantern” is a portmanteau of “premature ejaculation” and “jack-o’lantern.” Jack-o’lanterns are popular decorations for Halloween.
       
“For a Halloween gig, I freely submit The Premature Ejackolanterns” was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.gdead on April 2, 2008. “RT @janineannt: @thezonedotfm needs to be a punchline - what was the pumpkin king guilty of at Easter? Premature Ejackolantern” was posted on Twitter by The Zone @ 91-3 on October 22, 2010.
   
“Is it wrong to carve a pumpkin in September? #gettingstartedearly” was posted on Twitter by Cory Boutilier on September 12, 2013. “What’s it called when you carve a pumpkin too early? Premature Ejackolantern” was posted on Twitter by JCKC on November 15, 2013. “What do you call a pumpkin that has been carved too early? A premature ejackolantern! #halloweenjoke #nevergetsold” was posted on Twitter by Christopher Anderson on October 31. 2016. “Someone who puts up Halloween decorations early suffers from premature ejackolantern” was posted on Twitter by Rickypoop on September 29, 2017.
   
“If you carve a pumpkin in September shouldn’t that be called premature ejackolantern?” was posted on Twitter by The Date Doctor on September 28, 2018. “if you carve a pumpkin in september it’s called premature ejackolantern I won’t be taking questions” was posted on Twitter by Cordman on September 29, 2018. “If you carve a pumpkin in September it’s called premature ejackolantern I won’t be taking questions” was posted on Twitter by Dropped Mike on October 2, 2019.
     
     
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Apr 2, 2008, 3:11:49 PM
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For a Halloween gig, I freely submit The Premature Ejackolanterns
   
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The Zone @ 91-3
@TheZone913
RT @janineannt: @thezonedotfm needs to be a punchline - what was the pumpkin king guilty of at Easter? Premature Ejackolantern
6:34 PM · Oct 22, 2010·Hootsuite
   
Twitter
Tommy Hankins
@tomikaze
You don’t know it yet, but you’re coming to our Halloween party. #prematureejackolantern
10:09 PM · Jul 25, 2011 from Springfield, IL·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Tommy Hankins
@tomikaze
You don’t know it yet, but you’re coming to our Halloween party. #prematureejackolantern
10:09 PM · Jul 25, 2011 from Springfield, IL·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Cory Boutilier
@Cboots22
Is it wrong to carve a pumpkin in September? #gettingstartedearly
1:06 PM · Sep 12, 2013·Twitter for Android
     
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JCKC
@jonnychuckles
What’s it called when you carve a pumpkin too early? Premature Ejackolantern.
12:42 PM · Nov 15, 2013·Twitter for Android
   
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Christopher Anderson
@canderson1976
What do you call a pumpkin that has been carved too early?
A premature ejackolantern!
#halloweenjoke #nevergetsold
12:19 PM · Oct 31, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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Rickypoop
@rickypop
Someone who puts up Halloween decorations early suffers from premature ejackolantern
12:10 AM · Sep 29, 2017 from Starkville, MS·Twitter for iPhone
   
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gifted kid CIA officer
@oatmilkgob
The days leading up to Halloween, also known as premature ejackolantern
12:05 AM · Oct 29, 2017·Twitter for iPad
 
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The Date Doctor
@JimStipeDateDoc
If you carve a pumpkin in September shouldn’t that be called premature ejackolantern?
#TheDateDoctor
http://LoveYouBootcamp.com
4:24 PM · Sep 28, 2018·Twitter for Android
   
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Cordman
@ChrisCordman
if you carve a pumpkin in september it’s called premature ejackolantern I won’t be taking questions
12:42 AM · Sep 29, 2018·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
William Billy Lovell
@HOSHUA24201
If you carve a pumpkin in September it’s called a premature ejactulatern
10:54 AM · Sep 29, 2018·Facebook
 
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SeizureSalad
@KetoHiking
If you carve a pumpkin in September it’s called premature ejackolantern.
3:30 PM · Sep 29, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim
If you carve a pumpkin in September it’s called premature ejackolantern I won’t be taking questions
1:11 PM · Oct 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Facebook
Fresh Juice Party
October 15, 2019 at 6:59 PM ·
WE ARE PLAYING THIS SATURDAY! This just might be our 3rd & final show of 2019 so we plan to make it a banger! Join us if you dare!!!!!!! mwahhhahahahaaaa 🧟‍♀️🧛‍♂️👻💀🎃🦇🕸🕷
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Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] October 10, 2020
I carve all my pumpkins in September.
I suffer with premature ejackolantern
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wtfover September 9, 2021
If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DramaticGift September 19, 2021
What do you call carving a pumpkin in September?
Premature ejackolantern
 
Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If you carve a pumpkin
in September,
it’s called premature
ehack-o’-lantern.
I won’t be taking
questions.
6:35 AM · Sep 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone