A boss saying “If you could be here around nine, that would be great” is a line from the American film comedy Office Space (1999) that became a much-parodied meme. “Yeah, if you could just rehydrated those raisins, that’d be grapes” is a joke that has been printed on several images.
“Yeah, if you could just rehydrate those raisins, that would be grapes” was posted on Twitter by tori on December 13, 2013. The joke probably comes from an image.
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Necio
@CarlangasMancia
If you could rehydrate those raisins that would be grapes. #Dead
9:39 PM - 13 Dec 2013
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tori
@woahitstoe
Yeah, if you could just rehydrate those raisins, that would be grapes.
11:02 PM - 13 Dec 2013
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WillAllen
@willallen44
If you could just Rehydrate those raisins… That would be grapes! Another classic pun
8:08 AM - 15 Dec 2013
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@mhenslee
Yeah, if you could just rehydrate those raisins, thatβd be grapes.
10:55 AM - 21 Dec 2013
Reddit—Advice Animals
This goes for things like “If you could rehydrate my raisin, that’d be grape” (i.imgur.com)
submitted January 13, 2014 by Phlegm_Farmer
YouTube
Office Space - Lumbergh - That’d be great
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Published on Mar 28, 2015
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Boss: “If you could be here around nine, that would be great.”
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Anthony Alzamora
1 year ago
If you could rehydrate raisins, that would be grapes.ο»Ώ
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Awesome Puns
@supa_allie_swag
If you could just rehydrate those raisins, that would be grape. #SoPunny #ROCH
8:51 PM - 14 Jun 2015
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Hailstorm at Worst
@Hailstorm_phan
Yeah, if you could just rehydrate those raisins. That would be grapes
#YourBestPunJokes
12:38 AM - 14 May 2018
Reddit—Dad Jokes
If you could just rehydrate those raisins (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 15, 2018 by bad_knight_templar
That’d be grapes
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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