A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 14, 2018
“If you could just rehydrate those raisins, that would be grapes”

A boss saying “If you could be here around nine, that would be great” is a line from the American film comedy Office Space (1999) that became a much-parodied meme. “Yeah, if you could just rehydrated those raisins, that’d be grapes” is a joke that has been printed on several images.

“Yeah, if you could just rehydrate those raisins, that would be grapes” was posted on Twitter by tori on December 13, 2013. The joke probably comes from an image.


Twitter
Necio
@CarlangasMancia
If you could rehydrate those raisins that would be grapes. #Dead
9:39 PM - 13 Dec 2013

Twitter
tori
@woahitstoe
Yeah, if you could just rehydrate those raisins, that would be grapes.
11:02 PM - 13 Dec 2013

Twitter
WillAllen
@willallen44
If you could just Rehydrate those raisins… That would be grapes! Another classic pun
8:08 AM - 15 Dec 2013

Twitter
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@mhenslee
Yeah, if you could just rehydrate those raisins, that’d be grapes.
10:55 AM - 21 Dec 2013

Reddit—Advice Animals
This goes for things like “If you could rehydrate my raisin, that’d be grape” (i.imgur.com)
submitted January 13, 2014 by Phlegm_Farmer

YouTube
Office Space - Lumbergh - That’d be great
IAJSTU
Published on Mar 28, 2015
0:09
Boss: “If you could be here around nine, that would be great.”
COMMENTS
Anthony Alzamora
1 year ago
If you could rehydrate raisins, that would be grapes.ο»Ώ

Twitter
Awesome Puns
@supa_allie_swag
If you could just rehydrate those raisins, that would be grape. #SoPunny #ROCH
8:51 PM - 14 Jun 2015

Twitter
Hailstorm at Worst
@Hailstorm_phan
Yeah, if you could just rehydrate those raisins. That would be grapes
#YourBestPunJokes
12:38 AM - 14 May 2018

Reddit—Dad Jokes
If you could just rehydrate those raisins (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 15, 2018 by bad_knight_templar
That’d be grapes

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, September 14, 2018 • Permalink