“I keep getting sick when I go to the Airport. I’m worried it might be Terminal” is an airport pun that was posted on Twitter on November 29, 2011. “If you get sick in an airport, it might be terminal illness! #goodjoke” was posted on Twitter on February 13, 2013.
“I went to the doctor the other day and told him I get sick every time I get close to the airport. He thinks it might be terminal” was posted on Twitter on October 6, 2016.
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Joe Corrigan
@SignatureSwing
I keep getting sick when I go to the Airport. I’m worried it might be Terminal
11:47 AM - 29 Nov 2011
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Nancy Wiebe
@NancyWiebe9
If you get sick in an airport, it might be terminal illness! #goodjoke
11:16 PM - 13 Feb 2013
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Tyler
@TylerAanderson
Just caught one of those airport diseases, I’m afraid it might be terminal. #OldManJokes
1:18 PM - 16 Apr 2013
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maddie
@mad_diebow
i caught a disease at the airport… i think it might be terminal.
8:39 PM - 13 Jul 2013
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Cody Swan
@Cody_Swan_x
i got sick at the airport…it might be terminal
3:48 PM - 18 Aug 2013
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Sodhi Singh
@sodhisingh
I went to the doctor the other day and told him I get sick every time I get close to the airport.
He thinks it might be terminal.
4:46 AM - 6 Oct 2016
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I went to the doctor the other day and told him I get sick every time I get close to the airport.
He thinks it might be terminal.
4:56 PM - 1 Nov 2016
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I went to the doctor the other day and told him I get sick every time I get close to the airport.
He thinks it might be terminal.
#ShitJokesHour
3:27 PM - 10 May 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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