During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, people tried to avoid accidentally touching their face.

“You know, if you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face” was posted on Twitter by Tippi Hedren Collider on March 14, 2020. “You know, if you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face” was posted on Twitter by Chip O #im45 on March 29, 2020.

“You know, if you keep a beer in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face” was posted on Twitter by Barney’s Nose on March 29, 2020. “You know, if you hold a beer in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face” was posted on Twitter by Bailey Lynn on March 30, 2020.

“You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face… #GoodAdvice” was posted on Twitter by Joann Blue on March 30, 2020. “You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face 🍷🍷” was posted on Facebook by Twin Meadows Winery on March 30, 2020.

“You know if you keep a drink in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face” was posted on Twitter by Wes “Sideliner” Beal on March 30, 2020. “If you keep a drink in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.  Safety first!” was posted on Twitter by ObnoxiousFumes on March 31, 2020.

“CORONA VIRUS TIP: If you have a donut in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face or shake hands” was posted on Twitter by The Cultured Ruffian on April 1, 2020. “CORONA VIRUS TIP: If you have a donut in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face or shake hands” was posted on Twitter by James Kurtis on April 4, 2020.


Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.

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Tippi Hedren Collider
@linanneblack
You know, if you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
7:30 AM · Mar 14, 2020·TweetDeck

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Mani
@ManiObroy
You know, if you keep a container of Pringle’s in your hand all day long, you can’t accidentally touch your face
5:39 AM · Mar 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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RonnieMarie
@_sherekhan777
Ya know, if you keep a joint in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
3:07 PM · Mar 27, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Chip O #im45
@ChipOffers
You know, if you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
10:52 AM · Mar 29, 2020·Twitter for Android

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Barney’s Nose
@BarneysNose
You know, if you keep a beer in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
12:43 PM · Mar 29, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Wes “Sideliner” Beal
@wesbeal
You know if you keep a drink in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face.
3:53 PM · Mar 30, 2020·Twitter for Android

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Joann Blue
@msserv_joann
You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face… #GoodAdvice
7:33 PM · Mar 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Country Porch Winery
March 30, 2020 at 8:54 PM ·
You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face

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Twin Meadows Winery
March 30, 2020 at 9:18 PM ·
You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face 🍷🍷

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Bailey Lynn
@Bailey_Lynn121
You know, if you hold a beer in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face 🤷🏼‍♀️
9:56 PM · Mar 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Trophy Wife Christina
@RoobsC
Pro tip: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face.
10:24 AM · Mar 31, 2020·Twitter for Android

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tommy dunne BEM
@TommyTommytee18
Did you know that if you keep a bottle of beer in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face!
1:50 PM · Mar 31, 2020·Twitter for iPad

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ObnoxiousFumes
@ObnoxiousFumes2
If you keep a drink in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.  Safety first!
2:09 PM · Mar 31, 2020·Twitter Web App

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D.L. Watson
@dlwfilms
You know, if you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face. #badjokes
3:14 PM · Mar 31, 2020·Twitter Web App

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King St. Vodka
@KingStVodka
pro tip: if you are holding two glasses of vodka, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
3:57 PM · Apr 1, 2020·Twitter Web App

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The Cultured Ruffian
@CulturedRuffian
CORONA VIRUS TIP:
If you have a donut in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face or shake hands.
6:15 PM · Apr 1, 2020·Twitter for Android

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Yessi Zetina
@yessi_zetina
If you keep a shot of tequila in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face Kissing face
3:09 AM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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@DezaraeBlakely
CORONA VIRUS TIP:
If you have a beer in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face or shake hands
8:49 PM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Lisa Edmonds
@Edmonds411
If you have a cup of coffee in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face. #protip #QuarantineLife
11:54 AM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
Top tip. If you keep a glass of vodka in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face. Stay safe.
3:44 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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James Kurtis
@OnAirGuy
CORONA VIRUS TIP:
If you have a donut in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face or shake hands.
8:47 AM · Apr 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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SCOTT LONGAS
@Hercscott
Coronavirus safety tip: If you have a slice of pizza in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
8:57 AM · Apr 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

RVtravel
RV Coronavirus News Update, April 5, 2020
April 5, 2020
(...)
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Health Tip: “If you hold a glass of wine in both your hands, you can’t accidentally touch your face.” Thanks, Gaila Mallery!

OregonLive
13 corny grandpa jokes to help you feel better about the coronavirus pandemic
Posted Apr 09, 2020 , 9:17 AM
(...)
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

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Richard Schiff
@Richard_Schiff
Just in:
If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
5:51 PM · Apr 9, 2020·Twitter Web App

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NonSentinentBot
@bl4ckby73
If you keep burger in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face!
1:26 AM · Apr 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Richard Schiff
@Richard_Schiff
Again:
If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
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Conan O’Brien
@ConanOBrien
· 9h
Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?”
8:44 PM · Apr 11, 2020·Twitter for iPhone