A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 11, 2018
“If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends”

"If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends” is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. “If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine...you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends” was posted on Twitter on July 19, 2013, and is of unknown authorship.


Twitter
Maria
@ml_maria_
“If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine...you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.”
3:14 PM - 19 Jul 2013

Twitter
Sara Schroeder
@Ssocialsizzle
If you have to ask if its too early to drink wine..then your an amateur and we can’t be friends.
12:34 AM - 23 Jul 2013

Twitter
donevanheerden
@SA_meisiekiekie
If you have to ask is it too early to drink wine, your an amateur and we can’t be friends. @magriet_debeer @JeanelsJeans @miaspies
3:11 AM - 27 Jul 2013

Twitter
Amethyst M.
@amethystdarleen
If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.
11:06 PM - 28 Jul 2013

Twitter
Nick Hayes
@nickhayesuk
If you have to ask if its too early to drink wine....You’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.
11:00 AM - 30 Jul 2013

news.com.au
‘Irresponsible’: The Instagram trend driving women to drink
AUSSIE women are drinking at a higher rate than ever before, and a lighthearted social media trend could be fuelling the problem.

LIZ BURKE
JULY 31, 2015 2:35PM
(...)
They’re colourful, clever, funny and shareable. It could be a Tinder screen showing a “match” that says “You and wine liked each other!”, or a cute forecast for the evening ahead that reads “99 per cent chance of wine”, to more blunt messaging: “If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine … You’re an amateur and we can’t be friends”.

Me.Me
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IF IT’S TOO EARLY TO DRINK WINE YOU’RE AN AMATEUR AND WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS MEME
FOUND @ 8 LIKES ON 2017-04-04 18:27:59 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM

Wine Ponder
21 Funny Wine Quotes
By Laurent Jouvin
June 9, 2017
(...)
3 • “If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.” – Anonymous

Facebook
Shared
June 17, 2017 ·
If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine...you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends 🤣
🍷 http://bit.ly/Wine-Tees

Twitter
Kimberly Toureiro
@KitchenSprout
If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we probably shouldn’t be friends 🍷🍷🍷
#FridayFeeling
1:06 PM - 9 Mar 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, March 11, 2018 • Permalink