“If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends” is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. “If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine…you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends” was posted on Twitter on July 19, 2013, and is of unknown authorship.
Twitter
Maria
@ml_maria_
“If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine…you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.”
3:14 PM - 19 Jul 2013
Twitter
Sara Schroeder
@Ssocialsizzle
If you have to ask if its too early to drink wine..then your an amateur and we can’t be friends.
12:34 AM - 23 Jul 2013
Twitter
donevanheerden
@SA_meisiekiekie
If you have to ask is it too early to drink wine, your an amateur and we can’t be friends. @magriet_debeer @JeanelsJeans @miaspies
3:11 AM - 27 Jul 2013
Twitter
Amethyst M.
@amethystdarleen
If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.
11:06 PM - 28 Jul 2013
Twitter
Nick Hayes
@nickhayesuk
If you have to ask if its too early to drink wine….You’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.
11:00 AM - 30 Jul 2013
news.com.au
‘Irresponsible’: The Instagram trend driving women to drink
AUSSIE women are drinking at a higher rate than ever before, and a lighthearted social media trend could be fuelling the problem.
LIZ BURKE
JULY 31, 2015 2:35PM
(...)
They’re colourful, clever, funny and shareable. It could be a Tinder screen showing a “match” that says “You and wine liked each other!”, or a cute forecast for the evening ahead that reads “99 per cent chance of wine”, to more blunt messaging: “If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine … You’re an amateur and we can’t be friends”.
Me.Me
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IF IT’S TOO EARLY TO DRINK WINE YOU’RE AN AMATEUR AND WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS MEME
FOUND @ 8 LIKES ON 2017-04-04 18:27:59 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM
Wine Ponder
21 Funny Wine Quotes
By Laurent Jouvin
June 9, 2017
(...)
3 • “If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.” – Anonymous
Facebook
Shared
June 17, 2017 ·
If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine…you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends 🤣
🍷 http://bit.ly/Wine-Tees
Twitter
Kimberly Toureiro
@KitchenSprout
If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we probably shouldn’t be friends 🍷🍷🍷
#FridayFeeling
1:06 PM - 9 Mar 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
•“I read old books because I would rather learn from those who built civilization than those who tore it down” (4/18)
•“I study old buildings because I would rather learn from those who built civilization than those who tore it down” (4/18)
•“Due to personal reasons, I’m still going to be fluffy this summer” (4/18)
•“Do not honk at me. My life is worthless. I will kill us both” (bumper sticker) (4/18)
•Entry in progress—BP16 (4/18)
More new entries...
Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
This site is edited by Barry Popik. These are the Cookies and Privacy Policies.