“Please note that I am self employed. So if you see me talking to myself, please do not disturb. I’m having a staff meeting” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Greatest thing about being self employed,  if I’m talking to myself I can just say I’m holding a staff meeting 😉 #selfemployed” was posted on Twitter by J. Pettit on January 25, 2014.
 
“Please note that I am self-employed. So if you see me on my own, talking to myself please do not disturb cause I am having a staff meeting” was posted on Twitter by Orwell Ngobeni on December 29, 2019. “Please note that I am self employed. So if you see me on my own, talking to myself please do not disturb cos I am having a staff meeting” was posted on Twitter by Slickartie later on December 29, 2019.
 
“If you see me talking to myself just move along, I’m self employed just having a staff meeting” was posted on Twitter by Naomi Williams on May 30, 2019. “If you see me talking to myself just move along .. I’m self employed.. we’re having a staff meeting” was posted on Twitter by Samantha Riley on June 1, 2019.
   
   
Twitter
J. Pettit
@jpetti113
Greatest thing about being self employed,  if I’m talking to myself I can just say I’m holding a staff meeting 😉 #selfemployed
1:05 PM · Jan 25, 2014·Twitter for Android
 
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Orwell Ngobeni
@xrwell_ngxbeni
Please note that I am self-employed. So if you see me on my own, talking to myself please do not disturb cause I am having a staff meeting.
12:42 AM · Dec 29, 2018·Facebook
     
Twitter
Slickartie
@slickartie
Please note that I am self employed. So if you see me on my own, talking to myself please do not disturb cos I am having a staff meeting.
3:03 AM · Dec 29, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
KE SHARP
@danielmarven
Please note that I am self employed. So if you see me on my own, talking to myself please do not disturb cos I am having a staff meeting.
3:34 AM · Dec 30, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
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COOL BOY
@ndugumr
If you see me talking to myself understand because am self-employed and I’m having a staff meeting.
2:36 AM · Mar 20, 2019·Twitter for Android
     
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Naomi Williams
@NaughtyNaiNai
If you see me talking to myself just move along,
I’m self employed just having a staff meeting.
11:56 AM · May 30, 2019·Facebook
   
Twitter
Samantha Riley
@slr_92309
if you see me talking to myself just move along .. I’m self employed.. we’re having a staff meeting
1:34 PM · Jun 1, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
JESUS
@TheWomanIsGod
if you see me talking to myself just move along. i’m self employed and we having a staff meeting
1:02 PM · Jun 6, 2019 from Memphis, TN·Twitter for iPad
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Pm_dat_bootyhole August 8, 2019
If you’re self-employed and you talk to yourself at work it’s just a staff meeting
 
Twitter
Shower Thoughts
@TheWeirdWorld
If you’re self-employed and you talk to yourself at work it’s just a staff meeting.
8:15 AM · Aug 9, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
RUTH BUZZI
@Ruth_A_Buzzi
If you notice me talking to myself, please don’t worry.  I’m simply self-employed, in a staff meeting.
12:16 PM · Sep 5, 2019·Twitter Web App
         
Google Books
Title I Am Self-Employed If You See Me Talking to Myself Please Do Not Disturb I’m Having a Staff Meeting: Blank Lined College Ruled Notebook | Gag Gift
Author Snarky Is Snarky Is As Sarcastic Does Press
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1688273549, 9781688273542
Length 120 pages
   
Google Books
Title If You See Me Talking To Myself Just Move Along. I’m Self Employed And Having A Staff Meeting: Funny Secret Santa Gift Notebook Coworkers Novelty Christmas Gifts: Colleagues Gag Journal: Women Men Silly Office Stationary: Wife Husband Boyfriend Girlfriend
Author Funny Secret Santa Press
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1712878085, 9781712878088
Length 102 pages
 
Twitter
butterButterfly
@Olaidegrey
If you see me talking to myself just move along… I’m self employed… we’re having a staff meeting…
1:40 PM · Nov 21, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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Farm Babe
@thefarmbabe
Please note that I am self employed.  So if you see me talking to myself, please do not disturb because I’m having a staff meeting.
6:59 PM · Dec 3, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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O K P O S I B O Y
@wavechristian
This Year I’m Gonna Be SELF EMPLOYED,
If You See Me Talking To Myself.. Just Know I’m Having Staff Meeting. Pensive facePensive face
12:59 AM · Mar 2, 2020 from Abia, Nigeria·Twitter for Android
 
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Seher
@Seher_shine
If you see me talking to myself just move along
I’m self employed, we’re having a staff meeting 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
2:06 AM · Mar 7, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Thrilla
@RealLilThrilla
If you see me talking to myself, just move along… I’m self employed. We’re having a staff meeting.
6:00 PM · Mar 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone