"If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are--find the time to microwave that shit” was posted on Twitter by Henpecked Hal on June 2, 2022.
The first line had one assume that a person was a terrible parent for giving frozen pizza or chicken nuggets to the kids, rather than something more nutritious. The joke is that a bad parent is literally serving the kids frozen pizza or frozen chicken nuggets—without the food being warmed up.
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Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are--find the time to microwave that shit.
12:06 PM · Jun 2, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Tim Scoff
@TimKScoff
If you feed your children frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for supper you’re a terrible parent.
I don’t care how busy you are, find the time to microwave their supper!!!
8:36 PM · Jun 3, 2022·Twitter for iPad
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G
@GH_238_
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner then you’re a terrible parent.
I don’t care how busy you are, find the time to cook that shit…
3:10 AM · Jun 4, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Fuzzy Snoot RSR.eth 2xYour.eth
@RsrFren
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are… find the time to heat
that shit up…
10:00 PM · Jun 8, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent.
I don’t care how busy you are--find the time to microwave that shit.
7:08 PM · Jun 13, 2022·Twitter Web App
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