A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“My wife found I was cheating when she saw the letters I was hiding…” (Scrabble joke) (11/30)
“Broccoli implies the existence of a single broccolus” (11/30)
“Potatoes, carrots, parsnips, turnips, beets, yams…. I’ll never forget my roots” (11/30)
“Broccoli implies the existence of sisccoli” (11/30)
Entry in progress—BP (11/30)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from June 13, 2022
“If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent” (joke)

"If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are--find the time to microwave that shit” was posted on Twitter by Henpecked Hal on June 2, 2022.

The first line had one assume that a person was a terrible parent for giving frozen pizza or chicken nuggets to the kids, rather than something more nutritious. The joke is that a bad parent is literally serving the kids frozen pizza or frozen chicken nuggets—without the food being warmed up.


Twitter
Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are--find the time to microwave that shit.
12:06 PM · Jun 2, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Tim Scoff
@TimKScoff
If you feed your children frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for supper you’re a terrible parent.
I don’t care how busy you are, find the time to microwave their supper!!!
8:36 PM · Jun 3, 2022·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
G
@GH_238_
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner then you’re a terrible parent.
I don’t care how busy you are, find the time to cook that shit…
3:10 AM · Jun 4, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Fuzzy Snoot RSR.eth 2xYour.eth
@RsrFren
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are… find the time to heat
that shit up…
10:00 PM · Jun 8, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent.
I don’t care how busy you are--find the time to microwave that shit.
7:08 PM · Jun 13, 2022·Twitter Web App

Posted by Barry Popik
Monday, June 13, 2022 • Permalink