How often should you apply for the same job? “If you want to work for a company that makes moisturizer, the best thing to do is to apply daily” was posted on Twitter on November 5, 2012. “If you want to get a job in a moisturiser factory you should apply daily” was posted on Twitter on November 26, 2012.
The joke became popular in 2016. “If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily” was posted on Twitter on April 9, 2016.
“I went for a job at a suntan lotion factory. I didn’t get it, but I’m going to reapply” is a similar joke.
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Hank Neese
@HankNeese
If you want to work for a company that makes moisturizer, the best thing to do is to apply daily.
5:09 AM - 5 Nov 2012
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Night Owl
@bellpepperrs
If you want to get a job in a moisturiser factory you should apply daily..
6:09 AM - 26 Nov 2012
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Bad Dad Jokes
@baddadjokes
If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
#dadjokes
5:15 AM - 9 Apr 2016
Twitter
Aspire2Learn
@Aspire2Learn
Bad Joke Of The Day : If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
8:13 AM - 19 Apr 2016
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20 July 2016, News Mail (Bundsberg, Queensland), pg. 15:
If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
3:38 AM - 22 Jan 2017
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