A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 11, 2018
“If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?”

"If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “Who’s the idiot who called it cowboy clothes instead of ranch dressing?” was posted on Twitter by H.P. Lunchcraft‏ on June 8, 2013.

“rneerkat: if u wear cowboy clothes are u ranch dressing http://tmblr.co/ZF9d6woo9Kr9” was posted on Twitter on July 3, 2013. “If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?” was also posted on Twitter on July 3, 2013.


Wikipedia: Ranch dressing
Ranch dressing is a type of salad dressing made of some combination of buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, mustard, herbs (commonly chives, parsley, and dill), and spices (commonly black pepper, paprika, and ground mustard seed), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise, or another oil emulsion. Sour cream and yogurt are sometimes used as a substitute by some cooks to create a lower-fat version. Ranch dressing has been the best-selling salad dressing in the United States since 1992, when it overtook Italian dressing. It is also popular as a dip and flavoring for chips and other foods.

Twitter
H.P. Lunchcraft‏
@stucline
Who’s the idiot who called it cowboy clothes instead of ranch dressing?
3:34 PM - 8 Jun 2013

Twitter
Tarush‏
@eiuwq
rneerkat: if u wear cowboy clothes are u ranch dressing http://tmblr.co/ZF9d6woo9Kr9
1:34 PM - 3 Jul 2013

Twitter
Fresh Prince‏
@BigCRACKKKKK
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
2:52 PM - 3 Jul 2013

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
When you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
submitted September 17, 2014 by funnystatus

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
submitted September 25, 2014 by Potatoandfries
COMMENTS
thegoldenarch
Then ride out into the sunset in to the thousand islands

Twitter
Cheesy Jokes‏
@Derpey
if you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
7:18 PM - 6 Jun 2015

Reddit—Jokes
If you dress in cowboy clothes does that mean you’re ranch dressing?
submitted August 9, 2015 by Thatcr33pyguy

Facebook
Mr. Pitiful’s OTR is at Mr. Pitiful’s OTR.
August 30, 2016 ·
Are cowboy clothes considered ranch dressing?? Stop in for some laughs tonight! Open mic comedy starts at 10pm! Get saucy beforehand during happy hour from 5-8pm! #GetHere #PityLaughs #TuesdayBoozeday #ThisIsOTR

Reddit—Oneliners
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
submitted October 20, 2017 by [deleted]

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, February 11, 2018 • Permalink