A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 24, 2017
“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple”

"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple” (fine + pineapple) is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. “If I were a fruit, Id be a fineapple” was posted on Twitter on September 22, 2009. “Girl, if you were a fruit… you would be a FINEAPPLE!” was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2010.

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber” is a related saying.


Twitter
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@girlmax
RT @nineteen29 If I were a fruit, Id be a fineapple.
11:44 PM - 22 Sep 2009

Twitter
MELODYEHSANI‏
@MELODYEHSANI
If I were a fruit, Id be a fineapple <--hahahahaha
12:20 AM - 23 Sep 2009

Twitter
Judd Gregorio‏
@DDUj
Girl, if you were a fruit… you would be a FINEAPPLE!
8:44 AM - 30 Jun 2010

Twitter
🅱️ Phongvichit‏
@Billy_Blends
I swear if you were a fruit, you’d be a Fineapple lol
1:08 PM - 29 Sep 2011

5 March 2014, CBS This Morning (television), “Power of online dating” with Gayle King:
BEN TRACY: Olympians in Sochi used Tinder to meet each other. Two scientists connected in Antarctica and became friends and there is now a website devoted to bad Tinder pickup lines such as, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

Metro (UK)
Top ten best/worst chat-up lines according to reddit users
Metro News Reporter for Metro.co.uk Wednesday 19 Mar 2014 2:10 pm
(...)
5. Food fan
‘Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.’ – Pannanana

WeKnowMemes
If You Were A Fruit You’d Be A Fineapple…
– AUGUST 4, 2014
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS, TEXTS

Thought Catalog
Ten Tinder Lines That Just Aren’t Working
By Christine-Marie Dixon, August 5th 2014
(...)
1. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.” Also, “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.”
These are the main ingredients in a “cheeser” salad.

Twitter
mum‏
@pasty_ass_mum
“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple” “if you were a vegetable, I’d pull the plug”
11:40 PM - 19 Aug 2014

22 October 2014, MX (Melbourne, Australia), “Overheard,” pg. 18:
Girl: “Want to know what my new favourite pick-up line is? If you were in my fruit bowl, you would be a fineapple!”

Google Books
Funny Pick Up Lines
By Bonnie Erotic
PeteyRF Creative,
2015
Pg. ?:
Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

Twitter
Pickup Lines!‏
@pickupIines
if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
3:42 PM - 3 Feb 2016

Reddit—Jokes
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
submitted November 14, 2017 by krack_baybee
If you were a vegetable, I’d visit you in the hospital.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, December 24, 2017 • Permalink