“If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, he would be your fed ex”

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Entry from March 04, 2018

“If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, he would be your fed ex”

The FedEx Corporation is an American multinational courier delivery services company. It is not owned by the U.S. federal government, but a joke was posted on Twitter on April 30, 2014:

“Lame joke I laughed at: ‘If you were dating an FBI agent, and you broke up, he’d be your Fed Ex.’ I’ll show myself out.”

Wikipedia: FedEx
FedEx Corporation is an American multinational courier delivery services company headquartered in Memphis, Tennessee. The name “FedEx” is a syllabic abbreviation of the name of the company’s original air division, Federal Express (now FedEx Express), which was used from 1973 until 2000. The company is known for its overnight shipping service and pioneering a system that could track packages and provide real-time updates on package location (to help in finding lost packages), a feature that has now been implemented by most other carrier services.

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The Villainess Misha Mayhem ☔️
@Misha_Mayhem
Lame joke I laughed at: “If you were dating an FBI agent, and you broke up, he’d be your Fed Ex.” I’ll show myself out.
1:58 AM - 30 Apr 2014

Twitter
Kim Jong illest ☝️
@trippybiscuit
If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, he would be your fed ex.
10:11 AM - 10 Jun 2014

Twitter
Joshua Johnston
@Thejoshuaj_
Okay so if you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up with her…
Wouldn’t she be your fed ex?
10:13 PM - 13 Sep 2014

Twitter
Sam Iammarino
@GreennEggsN_Sam
If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex
11:48 PM - 11 Oct 2014

Twitter
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up…
He would be your fed ex.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
5:12 PM - 4 Mar 2018

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