A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 07, 2020
“If your coffee order requires more than four words, you’re part of the problem”

Many people believe that coffee orders should be simple. “If your coffee order requires more than five words to describe, I probably think you’re an idiot” was posted on Twitter by dwight wokem on June 13, 2013. “If your coffee order requires more than 5 words or 10 seconds, it isn’t coffee any more...” was posted on Twitter by Swiss Army Nerd on November 14, 2016.

“If your coffee order requires more than four words, you’re part of the problem” was posted on Patriot Post on July 7, 2018.


Twitter
dwight wokem
@trve_bill
If your coffee order requires more than five words to describe, I probably think you’re an idiot
4:32 PM · Jun 13, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Gene_Tempelmeye
@GeneTempelmeyer
If your coffee order requires more than four words, one of which is “please”, you may be taking it too seriously.
7:57 PM · Jun 21, 2013·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Hugh Murphy
@UncleMurf
Jam packed Airport #Starbucks: if your coffee order requires more than 4 words, pls GET REAL or GTFU
8:00 AM · Jan 4, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Live From Hell
@Jakeofthefoliag
If your coffee order requires more than 3 words you’re an asshole.
12:29 PM · Jun 24, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Swiss Army Nerd
@wesmorgan1
Replying to @RussellMaher @ptcalhoun and @sambridegroom
If your coffee order requires more than 5 words or 10 seconds, it isn’t coffee any more…
9:47 AM · Nov 14, 2016·TweetDeck

Twitter
David Hoffman
@CitizenHoffman
If your coffee order requires more than five words, you are making poor life choices.
5:31 PM · Jul 4, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
lut
@laheton
If your coffee order requires more than 4 words max you can burn in hell
6:18 PM · Feb 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Patriot Post
Coffee
Jul. 7, 2020
IF YOUR COFFEE ORDER REQUIRES MORE THAN FOUR WORDS, YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM

Twitter
Dennis
@DennisDhg2
If your coffee order requires more than four words, you’re part of the problem
(Image from Patriot Post.—ed.)
7:36 PM · Jul 8, 2020·Twitter Web App

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, July 07, 2020 • Permalink