“If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby when you finish eating wings….not enough hot sauce” is a jocular saying that has been popular on Twitter. The saying was first cited on Twitter on March 21, 2012.
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Luis Orlando Rolon
@luigi787
If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby when you finish eating wings….not enough hot sauce.
6:40 PM - 21 Mar 2012
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Primo BMX
@BMXPrimo
If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby when you finish eating wings….not enough hot sauce.
6:59 PM - 21 Mar 2012
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Drama Beats
@DramaRecords
If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby when you finish eating wings….not enough hot sauce
7:05 PM - 21 Mar 2012
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“If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby when you finish eating wings… There was not enough hot sauce.”
Chattiest (via chattiest)
chattiest
Mar 11th, 2014
Funny Status
If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby when you finish eating wings…not enough hot sauce.
September 4, 2014
Starz
“If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby when you finish eating wings…
There was not enough hot sauce.”
- Chattiest (via chattiest)
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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