A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from April 05, 2021
“If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex, then I’m out of advice”

"If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex, then I’m out of advice” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or foreplay, then I’m out of advice” was posted on Twitter by Suki on September 16, 2014. “RT ‘@writing4kix: If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or foreplay, then I’m out of advice’ was posted on Twitter by Simone  at about the same time on September 16, 2014.

“If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex, then I am out of advice.~CVB” was posted on Twitter by Crystal V. Ballard on March 7, 2015. “If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila, or sex, then I’m out of advice buddy” was posted on Twitter by HereWeGoAgain on January 18, 2016. “If your problem can’t be fixed with coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice” was posted on Twitter by Tiffany Hein on June 9, 2016.

“If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, sex, money or booze, you’re kinda fucked” was posted on Facebook by Mommy Drinks Wine and Swears on October 6, 2017. “If your problem can’t be fixed by #coffee, #sex, #money, or #booze you’re kinda screwed” was posted on Twitter by David Voth on June 18, 2018.

“If coffee can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem” is a related saying.


Twitter
Suki
@skickwriter
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or foreplay, then I’m out of advice.
9:50 AM · Sep 16, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Simone 
@Simone0171
Replying to @skickwriter
RT “@writing4kix: If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or foreplay, then I’m out of advice.”
9:54 AM · Sep 16, 2014·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Crystal V. Ballard
@CeeVeeBee33
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex, then I am out of advice.
~CVB
11:30 AM · Mar 7, 2015·Facebook

Twitter
That Billionaire ۩۞۩
@joshkk80
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or foreplay, then I’m out of advice.”
12:36 AM · Jul 28, 2015·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
SabrinaLynn
@BourbonNCurls
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, whiskey or foreplay, then I’m out of advice.
7:44 PM · Jul 28, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
HereWeGoAgain
@RobDHall_TX
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila, or sex, then I’m out of advice buddy.
11:52 PM · Jan 18, 2016·Facebook

Twitter
Tiffany Hein
@tiffmh_25
If your problem can’t be fixed with coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.
8:46 PM · Jun 9, 2016 from Sioux Falls, SD·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Wrath Walls
@WrathWalls
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, whiskey or sex then I’m out of advice.
12:05 PM · Jun 14, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
.Angela
@Miss_Angela_123
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, wine or sex, then i’m out of advice.
5:20 AM · Jun 22, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
IЯΛIПMΛKΣЯ
@lafda_nakko
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, wine or sex, then i’m out of advice.
6:17 AM · Jun 26, 2016·Twitter for Android

Twitter
[Eagle]
@Teee_Bag
If Your Problem Can’t Be Fixed By Coffee, Alcohol Or Sex, Then I’m Out Of Advice
12:38 PM · Aug 8, 2016·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
DeepThought
@GoBurgo
If your problem can’t be solved by coffee, tequila or sex,
then I’m out of advice....
6:17 AM · Dec 10, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Facebook
Mommy Drinks Wine and Swears
October 6, 2017 at 10:13 PM ·
Bummer.
~Northern Mommy
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If your problem can’t be fixed
by coffee, sex, money or booze
you’re kinda fucked

Facebook
Jacklyn White
December 26, 2017 at 4:38 PM ·
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, sex, money 💰 or booze you’re kinda Fucked
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If your problem can’t be fixed
by coffee, sex, money or booze
you’re kinda fucked

Twitter
Baby Unnie⁷
@BrookeM_Roberts
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee,sex,money or booze
You’re kinda fucked
5:40 AM · May 6, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
The Wolf
@Chief_Havook
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, sex, money or booze. Then you’re kinda fucked.
3:00 PM · May 22, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
If your problem can’t be fixed by #coffee, #sex, #money, or #booze you’re kinda screwed.
2:55 PM · Jun 18, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Amun Ra
@254Ayano
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, sex, money, or booze, you’re kind of fucked
12:42 AM · Jun 1, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Doc
@DocAtCDI
If your problem can’t be fixed by rum, coffee, or sex, then I’m fresh outta ideas…
#DocAfterDark
12:54 AM · Feb 7, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Mazzy
@MazdaK914
If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, sex, money or alcohol,
That’s a real problem..!
5:38 AM · Apr 2, 2021·Twitter Web App

Posted by Barry Popik
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