A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from October 24, 2017
“If you’re on death row, request Olive Garden’s ‘Never Ending Pasta Bowl’ as a last meal”

A joke is that an inmate on death row should order a last meal from the Olive Garden restaurant. “If you were on death row, what would your last meal be? — Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Bowl!” was posted on Twitter on September 26, 2010. “If I was on death row my last meal would be Olive Garden’s endless salad & breadsticks.Can’t kill me till Im done eating (would eat forever)” was posted on Twitter on December 9, 2010.

“People on death row should choose the endless breadsticks from olive garden as their last meal” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on October 16, 2014.


Wikipedia: Olive Garden
Olive Garden is an American casual dining restaurant chain specializing in Italian-American cuisine. It is a subsidiary of Darden Restaurants, Inc., which is headquartered in unincorporated Orange County, Florida, in Orlando. As of January 11, 2016, Olive Garden operates 844 locations globally and accounts for $3.8 billion of the $6.9 billion revenue of parent Darden.
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In the fall of 2013, Olive Garden started a promotion for the “Never Ending Pasta Bowl”, where customers can eat all the pasta they want for $9.99. During the event, the restaurant served over 13 million bowls of pasta. In 2014, the restaurant continued the promotion but added the “Never Ending Pasta Pass”, where customers can eat all the pasta they wanted during a seven-week period for $99. This promotion was limited to the first 1000 people to purchase the pass online.

Twitter
Woody Embry‏
@wwe432
If you were on death row, what would your last meal be? — Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Bowl! http://4ms.me/bHd7q9
1:45 AM - 26 Sep 2010

Twitter
Ben Kamlet‏
@KillaKam
If I was on death row my last meal would be Olive Garden’s endless salad & breadsticks.Can’t kill me till Im done eating (would eat forever)
1:55 PM - 9 Dec 2010

Twitter
Bryan Kerr‏
@mediumlanky
Perhaps the best option for your last meal on Death Row would also be the only reason to ever order Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta.
6:11 PM - 8 May 2011

Twitter
Caitlin Kean‏
@CaitlinKean
For my last meal on death row, I would choose the Olive Garden’s unlimited soup, salad & breadsticks #loophole
12:41 PM - 26 Aug 2011

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
Unlimited Soup and Salad too!
People on death row should choose the endless breadsticks from olive garden as their last meal.
submitted October 16, 2014 by Calvino97

Twitter
Just Joshin Ya‏
@Just_Joshin_Ya
[death row]
“And what would you like for your last meal?”
*thinks long and hard*
“Olive Garden’s never-ending pasta bowl.”
Judge: “Dammit!!”
6:52 PM - 6 Nov 2014

Empire News
Death Row Inmate Requests Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Bowl For Last Meal
POSTED ON APRIL 28, 2016 BY BOB THE EMPIRE NEWS POTATO
PUTNAM, Florida –
The Florida Department of Corrections offers death row inmates the option of requesting a final meal on the day of the scheduled execution.  Guidelines specify that food items must be purchased locally, and the cost cannot exceed $40.

Del Berkley, convicted of homicide and armed robbery in 2008, asked prison officials for something they had never seen before.  He wrote down “Unlimited Pasta Bowl” as his last meal, the first request of its kind.  “I love me some Olive Garden,” Berkley said. The meal only costs $29.99 at the local restaurant.

Twitter
Tyler Schmall‏
@tylerschmall
If I was on death row I would ask for my last meal to be the “never ending pasta bowl” from Olive Garden
1:51 PM - 30 Mar 2017

Twitter
Ceece‏
@CecilSulliman
Man on death row orders Olive Garden’s unlimited bread sticks as last meal. Presiding judge Gavin Gavelsmasher responds, “Again? Damn.”
10:50 PM - 27 Jun 2017

Twitter
GHOST MALONE‏
@j_rett_
If I was a prisoner on death row, my last meal gon be Olive Garden’s UNLIMITED soup, salad n bread. How u gon kill me? I ain’t done eating
8:32 PM - 3 Aug 2017

Twitter
Rollman‏
@Rollmaninoz
Warden: you ready for your last meal
Me: yes, I want Olive Garden
*3 days*
Warden: Ok are y-
Me: *holding finger up* more breadsticks please
1:43 PM - 24 Aug 2017

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If you ever find yourself a Death row inmate, request Olive Garden’s ‘Never Ending Pasta Bowl’ as a last meal.
submitted October 24, 2017 by -_-__--___-

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Tuesday, October 24, 2017 • Permalink