A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“Welcome to Facebook. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly” (3/4)
“You know you’re old when you clean to the music you used to drink to” (3/4)
“Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly” (3/4)
“Gummy bears are much smaller than gummy worms in the gummy universe” (3/4)
“Hold all my calls. Someone on the internet disagrees with one of my tweets” (3/4)
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Entry from January 26, 2020
“I’ll have a café mocha vodka Valium latte to go, please”

"I’ll have a café mocha vodka Valium latte to go, please” is a jocular order (combining various popular daily infusions) that has been printed on many images. “I’ll have a cafe mocha vodka Valium latte to go, please!” was printed in the Asheville (NC) Citizen-Times on October 28, 2007. The order probably originated on an image.

“Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles” is another drink combination.


Newspapers.com
28 October 2007, Asheville (NC) Citizen-Times, “With complete lack of stress, my dental hygienist recommended ‘the beds’” by Susan Reinhart, pg. G1, col. 1:
In the center sits a cup of steaming coffee with the caption, “I’ll have a cafe mocha vodka Valium latte to go, please!”

Every afternoon I read that napkin aloud for my co-workers, and without fail, we laugh, and stress bombs defuse.

Google Groups: alt.support.arthritis
Morning! Some news.
California Chief
10/8/08
(...)
... I’ll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte.....to go please.
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12

Twitter
Dawn Kuttig
@DawnGWTW
From the Potpurri catalog I got today: I’ll have a caffe mocha vodka valium latte to go, please! Will need 1 of those if we don’t win this!
9:15 PM · Oct 29, 2008·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Kristin Schell
@kristinkschell
I’ll have a caffe mocha vodka valium latte to go, please! TGIF.
7:24 AM · Nov 7, 2008·Twitter Web Client

Google Books
Give the Bitch Her Chocolate
By Ed Polish and Darren Wotz
Berkeley, CA: Ten Speed Press
2009
Pg. ?:
I’ll have a Café-Mocha- Vodka-Valium-Latte to go, please

Google Books
Healing Sands
By Nancy N. Rue and Stephen Arterburn
Nashville, TN: Thomas Nelson
2009
Pg. 152:
“I’ll have a café mocha vodka Valium latte, please,” she said to the bespectacled twentysomething male at the register.

Newspapers.com
15 March 2009, Hartford (CT) Courant, “Caption Contest—Last Week’s Winner,” pg. C4, col. 3:
Someone run to Starbucks for a mocha vodka valium latter—and hurry!
Norma J. Franklin, Glastonbury

Google Books
One Cup at a Time:
Finding Coffee, Love, and Happiness

By Debra-Lynn Bellefeuille
Victoria, BC: FriesenPress
2015
Pg. 43:
I’ll have a caffe mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

Twitter
TallMtnMan (aka Author Unknown)
@tallmtnman
Replying to @ChabbyD
Me at Starbucks this morning: “Hi, I’ll have the venti cafe mocha vodka valium latte to go please!”
1:57 PM · Aug 19, 2019·Twitter for Android

azfamily.com
Tubac: Arizona’s first permanent European settlement
azfamily.com News Staff Posted Nov 14, 2019
TUCSON, AZ (3TV/CBS 5)—Reuben Monroy is the chef and chief designer of Elvira’s in Tubac.
(...)
“Here’s a popular one - ‘I’ll have a double mocha, vodka-valium grande latte, to go, please.’”

Phoenix (AZ) New Times
11 Great Cooking Supply Stores in Metro Phoenix
NIKKI BUCHANAN, LAUREN CUSIMANO | DECEMBER 9, 2019 | 6:00AM
(...)
Kitchen Gourmet
7700 West Arrowhead Towne Center, Glendale
You don’t have to be a serious cook to appreciate this quirky kitchen store (also part gift shop) in Arrowhead Mall. You’ll get a kick out of the goofy signs at Kitchen Gourmet ("I’ll have a chocolate mocha-vodka-Valium-latte, please."), the hideous Elvis-headed cookie jar and the Day of the Dead-themed knickknacks.

Twitter
hot sauce hoe
@moistbluntwrap
Yes hi I’ll have a mocha vodka cafe latte extra valium no whipped cream plz and thank u
1:39 PM · Jan 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Sunday, January 26, 2020 • Permalink