A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 29, 2018
“I’m a socialist drinker” (joke)

A “social” drinker shouldn’t be confused with a “socialist” drinker, but there are jokes. “I’m not a heavy drinker, more of a socialist drinker. Which is to say, when I go to a party I expect the host to give me my alcohol for free” was posted on Twitter by Kevin Alderman on November 20, 2009. “I’m not so much a social drinker as I am a socialist drinker by which I mean I’m out of money so buy me a drink” was posted on Twitter by Henry 3000 on September 19, 2013.

“‘I’m a socialist drinker!’ The bartender chuckled and asked me, ‘Don’t you mean social drinker?’ ‘No, I only drink when someone else is paying’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 4, 2018.


Twitter
Kevin Alderman
@kevinalderman
I’m not a heavy drinker, more of a socialist drinker. Which is to say, when I go to a party I expect the host to give me my alcohol for free
8:34 AM - 20 Nov 2009

Twitter
Henry 3000
@Henry_3000
I’m not so much a social drinker as I am a socialist drinker by which I mean I’m out of money so buy me a drink.
7:32 PM - 19 Sep 2013

Reddit—Jokes
“I’m a socialist drinker!” The bartender chuckled and asked me, “Don’t you mean social drinker?”
submitted March 4, 2018 by madazzahatter
“No, I only drink when someone else is paying.”

Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
“I’m a socialist drinker!” The bartender chuckled and asked me, “Don’t you mean social drinker?”
“No, I only drink when someone else is paying.”
6:45 PM - 4 Mar 2018

Reddit—Cleanjokes
“I’m a socialist drinker.” “Don’t you mean social drinker?” (self.cleanjokes)
submitted October 30, 2018 by madazzahatter
“No, I only drink when someone else is paying.”

Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
“I’m a socialist drinker.” “Don’t you mean social drinker?” “No, I only drink when someone else is paying.”
1:15 AM - 30 Oct 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, October 29, 2018 • Permalink