IKEA stores are very large. “I’m convinced the employees of ikea are customers who ha no clue how to get out and just gave the fuck up” was posted on Twitter by Chris Young on February 21, 2012.
“Im convinced that the employees of ikea were former customers who had no clue how to get out and just gave up trying” was posted on Twitter by Chris Young on March 26, 2012. “I’m convinced that the employees of Ikea were just used to be customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up” was posted on Twitter by Chris Young on October 23, 2012.
Wikipedia: IKEA
IKEA (/aɪˈkiːə/, Swedish: [ɪ²keːa]) is a Swedish-founded Dutch-based multinational group, that designs and sells ready-to-assemble furniture, kitchen appliances and home accessories. It has been the world’s largest furniture retailer since at least 2008. It was founded in Sweden in 1943 by then-17-year-old Ingvar Kamprad, who was listed by Forbes in 2015 as one of the ten richest people in the world, worth more than 40 billion dollars. The company’s name is an acronym that consists of the initials of Ingvar Kamprad (name of founder), Elmtaryd (the farm where he grew up), and Agunnaryd (his hometown in Småland, southern Sweden).
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Chris Young
@CYComedy
I’m convinced the employees of ikea are customers who ha no clue how to get out and just gave the fuck up.
7:53 PM - 21 Feb 2012
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Chris Young
@CYComedy
im convinced that the employees of ikea were former customers who had no clue how to get out and just gave up trying.
3:43 PM - 26 Mar 2012
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Chris Young
@CYComedy
I’m convinced that the employees of Ikea were just used to be customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up.
2:25 PM - 23 Oct 2012
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karolina
@KarolinaBrzoska
I’m convinced employees at ikea used to be customers who couldn’t find their way out, and just gave up
4:11 PM - 17 Dec 2012 from Durham, Ontario
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I’m convinced that the employees of Ikea were just…
March 1, 2014 Silly Status Updates
I’m convinced that the employees of Ikea were just used to be customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up.
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Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I’m convinced that the employees of Ikea were just used to be customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up.
1:00 PM - 12 Aug 2016
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Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I’m convinced that the employees of Ikea were just used to be customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up.
6:23 PM - 3 Feb 2018
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