“I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days” is a jocular line that has been printed on several ecards. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 9, 2012 and quickly went viral.
“I’m emotionally constipated…I haven’t given a shit in months” was posted on Twitter on August 11, 2012.
Twitter
h m.
@KSensories
I’m emotionally constipated…
...I haven’t given a shit in days
4:30 PM - 9 Aug 2012
Twitter
Sydney
@SydAbs_
I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days.
4:38 PM - 10 Aug 2012
Twitter
Vash The Stampede
@I_JusBeChillin
I’m emotionally constipated, I haven’t given a shit in days
4:54 PM - 10 Aug 2012
Twitter
DWill
@LacedKryptonite
I’m emotionally constipated…I haven’t given a shit in months.
10:44 AM - 11 Aug 2012
Twitter
PUNS
@omgthatspunny
I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days.
4:50 PM - 13 May 2015
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I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days.
Reddit—Jokes
I’m emotionally constipated…
submitted December 12, 1996 by cogenix
Haven’t given a shit in days.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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