A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 09, 2019
“I’m just a man, a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store”

The plastic vegetable bags at supermarkets are sometimes difficult to open, especially for men who are unfamiliar with them. “I’m just a man, a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store” was posted on Twitter by Boyd’s Backyard™ on September 20, 2019.

The same poster had posted something similar on Twitter on June 17, 2018: “Fact: If a woman sees a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store, she will come over and open it for him.”

“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut” is another “I’m just a --” joke.


Twitter
Boyd’s Backyard™
@TheBoydP
Fact: If a woman sees a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store, she will come over and open it for him.
9:00 AM · Jun 17, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Boyd’s Backyard™
@TheBoydP
I’m just a man, a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store.
8:08 PM · Sep 20, 2019·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Goofbag
@punisher766
I’m just a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store, and soon ready to Hulk Smash!
6:51 PM · Sep 24, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
QT@Anon 🌟🌟🌟
@QTAnon1
I’m just a man, a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store.
5:02 AM · Sep 28, 2019·Twitter Web App

Twitter
mjedesigns 🤷🏻‍♂️
@Mjedesigns
I’m just a man, a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store..
7:44 AM · Sep 22, 2019 from Seaford, NY·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
under_maintainence
@ca_maintainence
I’m just a man, a man struggling to open a plastic vegetable bag at the grocery store and she is wondering why I can’t open her bra
10:13 AM · Oct 13, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
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