A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from February 12, 2021
“I’m not fat—I’m flooded” (human body is 80% water)

"The human body is roughly 60% water. I’m not fat, I’m flooded” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“apparently we are 90% water, so I’m not fat… I’m flooded #soggypanda” was posted on Twitter by Neil Fogarty on September 14, 2011. “We are 70% water then I’m not fat I’m flooded !” was posted on Twitter by Kerly López on September 17, 2013. “The human body is roughly 60% water… I’m not fat ... I’m flooded” was posted on Twitter by KySunflower on February 11, 2017. “They say that your body is made of 80% water. I’m not fat, I’m flooded” (shown on a meme, with a picture of a fat cat) was posted on Reddit—Cats on August 24, 2018.

Similar sayings include “I’m not fat—just short for my weight,” “I’m not overweight—I’m undertall,” “I’m not fat—I’m fluffy,” “I’m not fat—I’m insulated,” “I’m not fat—I’m just big boned,” “I’m not fat—I’m just well-marbled,” “I’m not fat—I’m just easy to see,” “I’m not fat—I’m just so sexy, it overflows,” “I’m not fat—I’m cultivating mass” and “I’m not fat—my stomach is just in 3D.”


Twitter
Neil Fogarty
@NDF1968
apparently we are 90% water, so I’m not fat… I’m flooded #soggypanda
5:01 PM · Sep 14, 2011·TweetDeck

Twitter
Kerly López
@Kerly_lopez
We are 70% water then I’m not fat I’m flooded !
2:44 PM · Sep 17, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Facie Face
@FacemarkCS
Lol, I’m not fat, I’m flooded. http://fb.me/71qKo1iIj
3:38 PM · Aug 2, 2014·Facebook

Twitter
Jared Pittman
@pittman_jared
The body is 70% water. This means I’m not fat. I’m flooded.
9:22 AM · Sep 30, 2014·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Chad McCarter
@GraphicsKing209
Just read an old KP health article. A person can be 50-75% water. So, I’ve come to the conclusion, I’m not fat, I’m flooded. #ChadLife
4:39 PM · Oct 1, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Aimee Dexter
@aimmmeeee
Entertainer on hol: your body is made up of 75% water so I’m not fat I’m flooded… Im gonna start using that one
4:26 PM · Aug 16, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Terbu
@Terbumon
As the body is made 80% out of water, I’m not fat, I’m flooded✌🏻
4:14 AM · Nov 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Ky
@ClineKyleigh
The human body is roughly 60% water… I’m not fat ... I’m flooded
6:08 PM · Feb 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/superskip98 February 24, 2017
The human body is roughly 60% water.
I’m not fat, I’m flooded…

Twitter
9GAG
@9GAG
The human body is roughly 70% water. I’m not fat, I’m flooded.
10:00 AM · Feb 27, 2017·Buffer

Twitter
Ahmed
@siyat_99
The human body contains 70% water...so in short i’m not FAT...i’m FLOODED!
4:48 AM · Mar 1, 2017·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Cats
Posted by u/Meowiano August 24, 2018
I’m not fat. I’m flooded.
Cat Picture
(The following text is shown on an image, with a fat cat.—ed.)
They say
that your
body is
made of
80% water.
I’m not fat,
I’m flooded.

Twitter
MrsFrosters
@MrsFrosters
They say that your body is made of 80% water. DropletDropletDroplet
I’m not fat. I’m flooded…
Anyone who can relate???
#fatcat #funny #flooded #morewater #lol #notfat #selfie #selfiemirror #mrsfrosters #photobooth #hireme #packages #props #scrapbooks
(The following text is shown on an image, with a fat cat.—ed.)
They say
that your
body is
made of
80% water.
I’m not fat,
I’m flooded.
3:01 PM · Oct 30, 2018·Hootsuite Inc.

Twitter
Richard Stowe
@GrandpaStowe
Since the body is mostly made of water. From now on I’m gonna say I’m flooded not fat
2:43 AM · Dec 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Mohammad S Chanchal
@MohammadSChanc3
The human body is roughly 60% water…
I’M NOT FAT
I’M FLOODED
9:31 AM · Dec 4, 2020·Twitter for Android

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