A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 24, 2020
“I’m not saying I don’t like you, but I would unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee”

“I’m not saying I don’t like you, I’m just saying I would unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.
     
“I’m not saying I don’t like you, I’m saying I would unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee” was posted on Twitter by Olivia on March 14, 2016. “I’m not saying I don’t like you… I’m saying I might have to unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee, that’s all” was posted on Twitter by JeanneMeanieMineyMo later on March 14, 2016. “I’m not saying I dislike you, I’m just saying I’d unplug your life support to plug in my coffee pot” was posted on Twitter by Aliyah † on April 23, 2016.
   
           
Twitter
Olivia
@BenestOlivia
I’m not saying I don’t like you, I’m saying I would unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee.
10:47 AM · Mar 14, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
JeanneMeanieMineyMo
@_Ninja_MOM_
I’m not saying I don’t like you… I’m saying I might have to unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee, that’s all.
12:57 PM · Mar 14, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Aliyah †
@AliyahBankss_
I’m not saying I dislike you, I’m just saying I’d unplug your life support to plug in my coffee pot.
3:10 AM · Apr 23, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Death Wish Coffee
@DeathWishCoffee
Priorities are important in life.
(“I’m not saying I don’t like you, I’m just saying I would unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee.” is shown on an image.—ed.)
9:00 AM · May 29, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Barbara Mullings
@barbmullings
I’m not saying I don’t like you I’m just saying I would unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee. #Abusers #highkillshelters JS
1:29 PM · Jun 27, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
Facebook
Coffee Coffee, Love Love Love
October 29, 2017 ·
I’m not saying I don’t like you, I’m just saying I would unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee
   
Twitter
Death Wish Coffee
@DeathWishCoffee
I love you but I would also unplug your life support to make coffee
10:00 AM · Jun 1, 2018·Twitter for Advertisers
 
Facebook
Maria Cedeño
August 14, 2018 ·
I WOULD UNPLUG YOUR LIFE SUPPORT FOR A POT OF COFFEE ANYTIME “” ASSHOLE “” 🖕🖕🖕
I’m not saying I don’t like you, I’m just saying I would unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee.
 
Facebook
Kelly’s Kri-cut Kustoms
August 23, 2019 ·
Custom 24 ounce tumbler- teal & Black hydrodipped. I’m not saying I don’t like you, I’m just saying I would unplug your life support to make my coffee. 🤣
 
Twitter
alxrocks
@alxrocks
I’m not saying I don’t
like you, I’m just saying
I would unplug your life
support to make coffee.
5:23 PM · May 19, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Facebook
Bob Grieves
September 24, 2020 ·
I’m not saying I don’t like certain people.
I’m saying I would unplug their life support
to make a pot of coffee.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, September 24, 2020 • Permalink


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