A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 19, 2022
“I’m not saying I’m a bad cook, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?”

Pasta doesn’t cook in a toaster, but there are jokes about it.

“I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster? http://bit.ly/ZO993o via @sickipedia” was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up on October 6, 2014. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website. “I’m not particularly bad at cooking, but how long is the pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 8, 2014.

“I’m not saying I’m a bad cook, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 20, 2022.


Twitter
Siadwel
@Siadwell1
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
7:46 AM · Oct 6, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Matty Harrison
@MattyHarrison3
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
8:24 AM · Oct 6, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster? http://bit.ly/ZO993o via
@sickipedia
10:42 AM · Oct 6, 2014·twitterfeed

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Cowtippin87 October 8, 2014
I’m not particularly bad at cooking, but
how long is the pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?

Twitter
Peter Marsack
@petermarsack
I admit I’m not the best cook...so how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
3:42 PM · Jun 1, 2016·Netvibes Widget

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
6:56 AM · Oct 9, 2016·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
#worldpastaday
8:14 AM · Oct 25, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
3:47 PM · Oct 2, 2017·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokesuncensored
Posted by u/madazzahatter October 6, 2017
I’m not particularly bad at cooking…
...but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?

Twitter
Tiri 2
@auckland80s
I’m not a bad cook, but just wanted to check, how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
3:33 AM · Aug 5, 2020·PlayoutONE Tweet

Twitter
Doc🐕
@DocAtCDI
Im not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
3:28 PM · Apr 13, 2021·erased17488918_DXPSyblGL3

Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber February 20, 2022
Im not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/incredibleinkpen July 20, 2022
I’m not saying I’m a bad cook, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, July 19, 2022 • Permalink