"I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them” is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts and ecards. “I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them” was cited on Twitter on April 13, 2013, when the line was written by Pugnado (@LuvPug).
“Why was the math book sad?"/"Because it had so many problems” is another joke about math problems.
Twitter
Pugnado
@LuvPug
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
8:36 AM - 13 Apr 2013
Twitter
Cy Tracker
@CyTracker
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them. http://bit.ly/119zXqd #Funny #Someecards
10:46 AM - 16 Apr 2013
Twitter
Wicked Angelheart
@glittergirlD43
I’m not sure how many problems I have… because math is one of them.
9:42 AM - 21 Apr 2013
Twitter
Brennan O’Brien
@B_OBrien5
Not really sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
2:59 PM - 1 May 2013
Twitter
HumorHive
@HumorHive
I don’t know how many problems I have because math is one of them.
6:06 PM - 6 May 2013
Chicago (IL) Tribune
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By Eric Zorn
SEPTEMBER 17, 2014, 10:36 AM
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them....Notorious P.U.G. 10.31%
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Mostly the T-shirts consisted of snappy sayings such as I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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