A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 29, 2018
“I am scared of non-alcoholic lager. It must be a faux beer”

"Faux beer” sounds like “phobia.”

“I think i have a faux beer phobia” was posted on Twitter on May 7, 2009. “My dad is scared of fake alcohol. He has a faux beer” was posted on Twitter by Loz Whitaker on November 17, 2010. “I am scared of non-alcoholic lager. It must be a faux beer.” was posted on Twitter by Alan Machnik on March 7, 2011. “I am terrified of non-alcoholic lager. It’s a faux beer” was posted on Twitter by rodger nash on April 12, 2011.


Twitter
johnny sparklechops
@sparklechops14
drinking orange juice because pure blonde is the only alternative. i think i have a faux beer phobia.
10:26 PM - 7 May 2009

Twitter
Loz Whitaker
@LozWhitaker
my dad is scared of fake alcohol. He has a faux beer. #win100 #JokesThatOnlyWorkWhenSpoken
5:38 AM - 17 Nov 2010

Twitter
Alan Machnik
@Alan_Machnik
I am scared of non-alcoholic lager. It must be a faux beer.
3:38 PM - 7 Mar 2011

Twitter
rodger nash
@rodgernash
I am terrified of non-alcoholic lager. It’s a faux beer.
5:01 AM - 12 Apr 2011

Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
I have an irrational fear of alcohol-free lager.
It’s a faux-beer. http://bit.ly/jmnyka
4:08 AM - 1 Jul 2011

Reddit—Jokes
I’ve developed a fear of imitation ale,
submitted February 11, 2015 by Jacobtait
It’s a faux beer.

Twitter
Puncroaker
@Puncroaker
I’m petrified by the thought of drinking non-alcoholic lager. It’s a faux beer.
3:55 AM - 27 Oct 2015

Twitter
MꙬse Allain
@MooseAllain
I don’t know why I’m scared of non-alcoholic lager. I think it’s just a faux beer.
6:59 AM - 5 Feb 2018

Twitter
John
@JFD1960
I have an irrational fear of alcohol free lager. I can’t help it, it’s a faux beer
6:12 PM - 29 Mar 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, March 29, 2018 • Permalink