Many banks give away free calendars.
“I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back” was posted on the newsgroup pdaxs.services.children on August 22, 2005.
Google Groups: pdaxs.services.children
I’M SO BROKE
Lynne inTexas
Aug 22, 2005, 12:58:47 PM
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I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
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I’m so broke…
short...@verizon.net
Nov 29, 2008, 5:45:01 PM
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I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
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Chuck Dawson
@TweetsOnly
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
2:45 PM · Mar 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Elimu
@djelimu
Replying to @KngtRdr
@kngtrdr @Afflictedwolf I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
9:07 PM · Sep 9, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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grace
@4evagrace
#uknowitsarecession when the bank asked for their calendar back.
9:34 PM · Nov 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Arie Lei
@Arie_Lei
#uknowubrokewhen the bank asked for their calendar back......
4:57 PM · Feb 4, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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🎙Podcast Papi🎙
@TheRealMattLorr
#YouKnowYoureBroke the bank asked for their calendar back.
11:51 AM · Apr 28, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Carley Cusick
@CarleyCusick
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back
9:29 PM · Apr 11, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Ali Sleeq
@AliSleeq
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
9:40 AM · May 10, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Johnnie Torch- Creator of Bullets Bourbon Comics-
@johnnie_torch
Replying to @johnnie_torch
You want one more? Ok, you asked for it.
I’m so broke, the Bank called me and asked for the calendar back! That’s how broke!
12:22 PM · Sep 11, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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N.O.B
@Antinovjoh
Replying to @nyaikae
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
2:12 AM · Jun 5, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD May 24, 2021
I am so broke....
The bank asked for its calendar back.
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