A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 23, 2021
“I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back”

Many banks give away free calendars.

“I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back” was posted on the newsgroup pdaxs.services.children on August 22, 2005.


Google Groups: pdaxs.services.children
I’M SO BROKE
Lynne inTexas
Aug 22, 2005, 12:58:47 PM
(...)
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.

Google Groups: americas-graffitt
I’m so broke…
short...@verizon.net
Nov 29, 2008, 5:45:01 PM
(...)
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.

Twitter
Chuck Dawson
@TweetsOnly
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
2:45 PM · Mar 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Elimu
@djelimu
Replying to @KngtRdr
@kngtrdr @Afflictedwolf I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
9:07 PM · Sep 9, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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grace
@4evagrace
#uknowitsarecession when the bank asked for their calendar back.
9:34 PM · Nov 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Arie Lei
@Arie_Lei
#uknowubrokewhen the bank asked for their calendar back......
4:57 PM · Feb 4, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
🎙Podcast Papi🎙
@TheRealMattLorr
#YouKnowYoureBroke the bank asked for their calendar back.
11:51 AM · Apr 28, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Carley Cusick
@CarleyCusick
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back
9:29 PM · Apr 11, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Ali Sleeq
@AliSleeq
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
9:40 AM · May 10, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Johnnie Torch- Creator of Bullets Bourbon Comics-
@johnnie_torch
Replying to @johnnie_torch
You want one more? Ok, you asked for it.
I’m so broke, the Bank called me and asked for the calendar back! That’s how broke!
12:22 PM · Sep 11, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
N.O.B
@Antinovjoh
Replying to @nyaikae
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
2:12 AM · Jun 5, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD May 24, 2021
I am so broke....
The bank asked for its calendar back.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Sunday, May 23, 2021 • Permalink