Many people are forced to play the recorder at school, but later find that their recorder skills didn’t improve their lives. This joke was posted on Twitter by šššš«š„š² on March 9, 2019:
“I’m so glad I was taught how to play the recorder at school. It has come in really handy in adult life, Lost count of the times I’ve resolved a difficult situation with a quick blast of three blind mice.”
“Three Blind Mice” is a typical song that schools teach to play on a recorder.
Wikipedia: Recorder (musical instrument)
The recorder is a family of woodwind musical instruments in the group known as internal duct flutes: flutes with a whistle mouthpiece, also known as fipple flutes. A recorder can be distinguished from other duct flutes by the presence of a thumb-hole for the upper hand and seven finger-holes: three for the upper hand and four for the lower. It is the most prominent duct flute in the western classical tradition.
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šššš«š„š²
@pearlylondon
I’m so glad I was taught how to play the recorder at school.
It has come in really handy in adult life, Lost count of the times I’ve resolved a difficult situation with a quick blast of three blind mice.
4:19 AM Ā· Mar 9, 2019Ā·Twitter for Android
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1 apr 2019
I’m so glad I was taught how to play the recorder at school. It has come in really handy in adult life, Lost count of the times I’ve resolved a difļ¬cult situation with a quick blast of three blind mice.
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Snooo2 Chelsea Blue
@twosnoot2
Iām so glad that I got taught how to play the recorder at school
In my adult life thereās been so many times Iāve been in situations where Iāve had to do a quick blow of āthree blind miceā
1:02 AM Ā· Jul 18, 2019Ā·Twitter for iPhone
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Jason Kree Comedy
@jasonkreecomedy
Iām so grateful that I was taught how to play the recorder at school…
Whenever I am in a difficult situation in my adult life, I can always count on help with a quick blast of three blind mice…
What a game changer???
4:24 PM Ā· Jan 20, 2021Ā·Twitter for iPhone
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Stuart Antony
@STU_ACTOR
Im so glad I was taught how to play the recorder at school. Itās come in really handy as an adult. Iāve lost count of the times Iāve resolved a difficult situation with a quick blast of Three Blind Miceā¦
3:48 PM Ā· Feb 4, 2022Ā·Twitter for iPhone
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I’m so glad I was taught how to play the recorder at school. It has come in really handy in adult life, Lost count of the times I’ve resolved a difficult situation with a quick blast of three blind mice.
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m so glad I was taught how to play the recorder at school.
It has come in really handy in adult life, Lost count of the times I’ve resolved a difficult situation with a quick blast of three blind mice.
6:02 PM Ā· Sep 23, 2022Ā·Twitter Web App