A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 15, 2018
“I’m so strong I can lift a house! Well, only if it’s a lighthouse”

A weightlifting joke was posted on Twitter on May 6, 2014:

Stranger: You can lift a house?
Me: Yep.
Stranger: Wow, you must be strong.
Me: Nah, it’s a light house.


“I’m so strong I can lift buildings! Well...Only if it’s a lighthouse” was posted on Twitter by Shitjokes on March 14, 2016, and again on Twitter on March 14, 2018.


Twitter
Sasank Dhulipudi
@SilentTorpedo
Stranger: You can lift a house?
Me: Yep.
Stranger: Wow, you must be strong.
Me: Nah, it’s a light house.
2:31 AM - 6 May 2014

Twitter
Aram
@boatsnhosenfeld
I’m so swole I could lift a house
A lighthouse
(im out of shape)
1:53 PM - 2 Jan 2015

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I’m so strong I can lift buildings!
Well…
Only if it’s a lighthouse.
4:03 PM - 14 Mar 2016

Twitter
Jon H
@swrtyjon
I’m so strong I can lift buildings!
Well…
Only if it’s a lighthouse.
3:50 AM - 16 Mar 2016

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I’m so strong I can lift buildings!
Well… only if it’s a lighthouse.
5:12 PM - 14 Mar 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Thursday, March 15, 2018 • Permalink