A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 09, 2015
“I’m speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I’m going”

“I’m speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I’m going” is a jocular line that has been printed on bumper stickers. The line—often given in lists of “senior citizen bumper stickers’—was cited on Twitter on December 22, 2009.
 
“I’m only speeding because I really have to poop” is another bumper sticker about speeding.
   
 
Twitter
FunnyOneLiners
‏@Funnyoneliners
Bumper Sticker:
I’m speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I’m going.
7:36 AM - 22 Dec 2009
 
Facebook
Funny Likes
July 30, 2011 ·
I’m speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I was going, Officer.
 
Google Groups: The Grif.net
11/04/13 Grif.Net - Senior Citizen Bumper Stickers
Dr. Bob
11/4/13
(...)
I’m Speeding because I have to Get There before I forget where I’m going
 
Google Books
A Cocktail of Laughter & Thoughts
By Noël Gorton
Patridge Publishing India
2014
Pg. ?:
Officer, I am speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I was going.
 
SparkPeople—PATRICIAANN46
Bumper Stickers For The Retired
Thursday, May 28, 2015
(...)
I’m speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I’m going.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Monday, November 09, 2015 • Permalink


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