"In alcohol’s/beer’s/tequila’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while sober, too” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“I’ve done some pretty stupid things while I’ve been drunk, but in alcohol’s defense, I’ve done a lot of pretty stupid things sober, too” was posted on Twitter by Skullcat on February 18, 2013. “deucebasket: in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too http://tmblr.co/ZKTrRyoNwYoC” was posted on Twitter by Sarah McGrath on June 28, 2013. “RT: @BiIIMurray ‘In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too’” was posted on Twitter by Wm Gemmell on July 31 2013,

“In beer’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while sober...” was posted on Twitter by Da RevMedic on August 20, 2013. “In beer’s defense, I do stupid things when I am sober too.......” was posted on Twitter by The Beer Czar on September 25, 2013. “In Beer’s defense, I`ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too” was posted on Twitter by Subhajeet M. on September 26, 2013.

“In tequila’s defense I’ve done some real stupid stuff sober too -rose peppers staff” was posted on Twitter by tanner on March 28, 2016. “In tequila’s defense, i’ve done some real dumb stuff while sober too” was posted on Twitter by Bela Co later on March 28, 2016. “In tequila’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too” was posted on Twitter by Amigo Restaurant on November 23, 2019.


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Skullcat
@Skullcat
I’ve done some pretty stupid things while I’ve been drunk, but in alcohol’s defense, I’ve done a lot of pretty stupid things sober, too.
12:39 AM · Feb 18, 2013·Twitter for Android

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Man Of Feel
@andamentalist
I’ve done some pretty stupid things while I’ve been drunk, but in alcohol’s defense, I’ve done a lot of pretty stupid things sober, too.
8:31 AM · Mar 13, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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deucebasket
in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too
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Jun 28th, 2013

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Sarah McGrath
@furniculargoats
deucebasket: in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too http://tmblr.co/ZKTrRyoNwYoC
5:10 AM · Jun 28, 2013·Tumblr

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Baela
@AylaBaela
in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too
12:21 AM · Jun 29, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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@PostGradBarbiee
In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit sober too.
10:10 PM · Jun 30, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Stimpy
@meganstimpson16
In alcohol’s defence I’ve done some pretty stupid shit completely sober
12:20 AM · Jul 1, 2013·iOS

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bitchcraft ☾✩
@mermaidbl00d
in alcohol’s defence i’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too
5:19 PM · Jul 2, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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milk
@miilkkk
In alcohol’s defense, I do some pretty stupid shit when I’m sober too.
9:24 PM · Jul 2, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Wm Gemmell
@WmGemmell
True Story. RT: @BiIIMurray “In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too.”
4:26 PM · Jul 31, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Da RevMedic
@DaRevMedic
In beer’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while sober…
10:26 PM · Aug 20, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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The Beer Czar
@TheBeerCzar
In beer’s defense, I do stupid things when I am sober too.......
1:27 PM · Sep 25, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Subhajeet M.
@sayancasm
In Beer’s defense, I`ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too.
#Budweiser
11:32 AM · Sep 26, 2013·Facebook

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Global Libertarian
@BitterKoolAid
In beer’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too. But beer adds the ‘blame it on the devil drink’ factor.
12:00 AM · Nov 8, 2013·Hootsuite

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On Behalf of My Self
@vinsane38
In beer’s defense, I have done a ton of stupid stuff when sober…
@FlyingSaucerAdd
1:22 PM · Mar 28, 2015·Twitter for Android

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tanner
@teamhairback73
In tequila’s defense I’ve done some real stupid stuff sober too -rose peppers staff
11:20 AM · Mar 28, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Bela Co
@BelaBegonias
In tequila’s defense, i’ve done some real dumb stuff while sober too love the quote this week
@TheRosepepper
6:57 PM · Mar 28, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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@SoyEdithGarcia
In tequila’s defense, I’ve done some real dumb stuff while sober too.
4:41 PM · Sep 17, 2016·Twitter for Windows Phone

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Zero 20 Barcelona
@zero20barcelona
*In tequila’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too! #tequila… https://instagram.com/p/BewZuSVHGav/
8:31 PM · Feb 3, 2018·Instagram

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Randy
@randallclark22
“In Beer’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too, just saying..”~ Jack Calhoun
8:35 PM · Nov 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Amigo Restaurant
@AmigoChatt
In tequila’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too. Happy hour every day! http://bit.ly/2dDqjay
10:00 AM · Nov 23, 2019·Sendible

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Michael Fairfax
@MichaelFairfax1
In Tequila’s defense, I’ve done some real dumb things while sober too.
4:44 PM · Jan 24, 2021·Twitter Web App

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February 28, 2021 at 12:16 AM ·
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