“In most cases, cell phones won’t crack when you drop them”

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Entry from June 01, 2019

“In most cases, cell phones won’t crack when you drop them”

“In most cases, cell phones won’t crack when you drop them” is a joke that was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on May 31, 2019. “In most cases” doesn’t mean “in most examples,” but “in most (cell phone) cases.”

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/SomeGuyInDeutschland May 31, 2019
In most cases, cell phones won’t crack when you drop them
COMMENTS
WearyTraveller427
Took me way too long to get this. Nice!

DuelClip
I don’t get it

SluttySkittle
Phone cases

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In most cases, cell phones won’t crack when you drop them
11:30 AM - 31 May 2019

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In most cases, cell phones won’t crack when you drop them
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In most cases, cell phones won’t crack when you drop them
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