A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 07, 2018
“In our house it really should be called a cooking detector”

“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off” is a jocular saying from the 1980s about smoke detectors and bad cooks. “In our house it really should be called a cooking detector” is a similar joke that was posted on Twitter by David on August 13, 2010.


Twitter
David
@davidisnotright
In our house it really should be called a cooking detector.
7:59 PM - 13 Aug 2010

Twitter
FunnyTeenThings™
@FunnyTeenThings
In my house it really should be called a cooking detector #funnyteenthings
7:31 PM - 20 Oct 2010

Twitter
Ariya
@AriyaLady
In our house it really should be called a cooking detector.
2:18 AM - 17 Nov 2010

Twitter
SparklesofYum
@BFlyy
In our house it really should be called a cooking detector.
7:54 PM - 19 Nov 2010

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130. In our house it really should be called a cooking detector.

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TheEvilMonkey 【ツ】
@th3evilm0nkey
In our house it really should be called a cooking detector. #lol
5:18 PM - 29 May 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, July 07, 2018 • Permalink