A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 21, 2017
Indiana: “If the kitchen’s in the house and Diana’s in the kitchen, what’s in Diana?”

An Indiana riddle is:

“If the kitchen’s in the house, and Diana’s in the kitchen, then what’s in Diana?”

The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001.


Wikipedia: Indiana
Indiana /ɪndiˈænə/ is a U.S. state located in the midwestern and Great Lakes regions of North America. Indiana is the 38th largest by area and the 17th most populous of the 50 United States. Its capital and largest city is Indianapolis. Indiana was admitted to the United States as the 19th U.S. state on December 11, 1816. Indiana borders Lake Michigan to the northwest, Michigan to the north, Ohio to the east, Kentucky to the south and southeast, and Illinois to the west.

toonzone
Got a joke..?
Hm...this is more of a riddle I found I liked:
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If the kitchen is in the house, and Diana’s in the kitchen, what’s in Diana?
....A STATE! in-Diana! :D
(...)
#2BourgeoisBuffoon, Sep 20, 2001

Yahoo! Answers (May 1, 2007)
If the kitchen is in the house, and Diana is in the kitchen, whats in Diana?
yeah i know its a state i just want to see what will happen.

Twitter
Zack Klapman
@ZackKlapman
If the kitchen’s in the house and Diana’s in the kitchen then what’s in Diana? My index finger.
11:26 PM - 2 Nov 2011

Twitter
A Dick’s Life
@ADicksLife
If the kitchen’s in the house and Diana’s in the kitchen then what’s in Diana? Me.
11:26 PM - 2 Nov 2011

Twitter
Murph Hutson
@murphhutson
@billamend 4/23/90: “If a kitchen’s in the house, and Diana’s in the kitchen, what’s in Diana?” #foxtrot
12:05 AM - 29 Apr 2012

Yahoo! Answers (June 18, 2012)
If the kitchen’s in the house, and Diana’s in the kitchen, then what’s in Diana?
Lame joke.

Twitter
Pei ‘Salt’ Yuan
@pei_yuan
If the kitchen’s in the house, and Diana is in the kitchen, what’s in Diana?
Ans in next tweet at around 9:30pm.
9:15 AM - 30 Mar 2013

Reddit—3amjokes
If the house is in the kitchen, and Diana’s in the kitchen, what’s in Diana? (self.cleanjokes)
submitted October 17, 2016 by sambrea
A state (Indiana)

Reddit—Clean Jokes
If the kitchen’s in the house and Diana’s in the kitchen, what’s in Diana? (self.cleanjokes)
submitted December 22, 2017 by sambrea
A state (Indiana)
COMMENTS
sambrea
Stolen shamelessly from Foxtrot (the comic strip series)

Posted by Barry Popik
Other ExpressionsOther States • Thursday, December 21, 2017 • Permalink